cayman

[cayman @CaymanAccounts]

Sometimes people ask me what I do for my job

[cayman @CaymanAccounts]

@Forever_Wario I use Kiehl’s ultra facial cream/
spf 30. I have dry skin so it may not be for everyone

[cayman @CaymanAccounts]

If I’m being honest with myself I haven’t been consistent enough with my sunscreen use

[cayman @CaymanAccounts]

I get better responses from the llm when I add please to the prompt

[cayman @CaymanAccounts]

Everyone’s screaming and cheering everywhere. I’ve been on three subways and it hasn’t stopped

[Vincent Alexander @NonsenseIsland]

RIP Marjane Satrapi, the great cartoonist and film director, best known for PERSEPOLIS. She was only 56. A great talent. She will be missed.

[cayman @CaymanAccounts]

Obsession was great. I had a girlfriend who would bolt awake from deep sleep whenever she heard the keys move to ask where I was going. Another asked to pee with me. Way better than backrooms

[cayman @CaymanAccounts]

This was the moment when everything went wrong

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

At the 2010 Oscars, THE HURT LOCKER beat AVATAR for Best Picture.

Kathryn Bigelow became the first woman to win Best Director.

The director she beat was James Cameron, her ex-husband.

[cayman @CaymanAccounts]

I love living down the street from a theater, I’m going to see backrooms on a whim. NYC goated yet again

[cayman @CaymanAccounts]

Houston is the capital for people who are half white half Latino. We just haven’t come up with something as catchy as “wasian”

[S. Lant @Shiftant]

Atlanta: Capital city of Black Americans

NYC: Capital of Jewish Americans

LA: Capital of Mexican Americans

Boston: Capital of Irish Americans

Miami: Capital of Caribbean Americans

SF: Capital of Chinese Americans

Minneapolis: Capital of Scandinavian Americans

[cayman @CaymanAccounts]

Sorry chuds, the white boy with woke swag gets the girl

[The🐰FOO @PolitiBunny]

She looks comfortable yet very posed.
He looks awkward. Maybe it’s the long sleeves with shorts.

The bandana, since it’s TX, is an interesting choice.

You’d think they’d have far more affectionate pictures as a couple, why choose one that looks like a cringe photo-op?

[cayman @CaymanAccounts]

Yeah and she’s bad as hell

[Acyn @Acyn]

Tuberville: They’re now the socialist globalist Democrats. They left their base. Their new girlfriend is illegal aliens and women.

[cayman @CaymanAccounts]

@JamiePastore9 I went all the way to bushwick for kolaches today this isn’t even that crazy a suggestion

[cayman @CaymanAccounts]

They don’t do breakfast tacos in the northeast and it hurts

[cayman @CaymanAccounts]

They’re playing salsa music at this place. 2026 is all about being sort of Latino and also Asian

[cayman @CaymanAccounts]

He’s not texting you back? Heard it’s because you don’t qualify for federal emergency relief

[cayman @CaymanAccounts]

@JamiePastore9 I think that’s Monday now. Wednesday was pure late 2000’s bangers

[cayman @CaymanAccounts]

They’re playing pursuit of happiness nightmare remix at kgb bar it’s never been a better time to be a zillenial

[cayman @CaymanAccounts]

@basthegikes @MindsetVet Hey your dad didn’t have any complaints

[cayman @CaymanAccounts]

@PreciseCarnage @MindsetVet Ok who is the leader of this invading army