CatyCrisis

I'm a 30 year old crazy cat lady. #IAdoptedJaxSouljiRelyksandDeathly
#ProudFujoshi

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@AO3_Status I never realized I had a routine of checking AO3 at random for something to read until I refreshed the page while the site is down

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@SierraMist BABY COME BACK! YOU TASTE LIKE SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS!

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My mind scares me! I was trying to think of something intelligent in a story I'm writing and my mind blurts out "catalytic fusion". I looked that up to see if it was real and it is! I'm so scared I'm laughing about it 🤣

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@AO3_Status Noooooo! Whhhhyyyyy? You let me have something hot and then you block me from commenting! Damned maintenance!

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Name five films you've seen at least ten times. I'll go first:

The Crow
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
The Lost Boys
Repo! The Genetic Opera
Underworld

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@Orykus Happy birthday!!!🎉

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@ConagraBrands This rare find while making trifle 💜 This made my day 💜

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@MamaDoctorJones @daniel_d223 Shoot anymore shots and this person will die of embarrassment. After all, the consented to bring roasted on Twitter.

[MDJ | Danielle Jones, MD, FACOG @MamaDoctorJones]

When you drive cars, you consent to being in an accident. Occupying a vehicle is not imposed on you. As such, if you crash & are hemorrhaging no state resources OR privately paid care is legally acceptable - you’ll either coagulate & stand up or you’ll die. Life’s tough, bucco.

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@MamaDoctorJones I have a question for you about periods. I, 31F, usually experience cramps during my cycle up until it ends. This month, however, I haven't experienced that. Is it a sign of a healthy cycle or could there be something wrong?

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I swear @tacobell is the best laxative I've ever had.

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@fairlife I love your milk even though it is a bit expensive. I'm lactose intolerant and my stomach is fussy when it comes to the milk I drink. Your milk is the first one it's happy with so keep doing what you're doing 💜

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@AO3_Status Me needing fanfiction right now

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@ChrisMotionless I saw you recently posted a video where people could sing, scream, or something for Masterpiece and, like the insomniac that I am, I got inspired but can't sing for shit so here's my submission. It's supposed to be rapped because that's the way my brain went.

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Which one did you like better?

LIKE for Loki, RE-TWEET for #MoonKnight.

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@NZXT

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I retract the love interest statement as I just remembered he has Lydia so... there's no reason for him to come back to Beacon Hills at all.

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Personally, I think @dylanobrien left Stiles off in a good place. Stiles got out of Beacon Hills and pursued his passion of becoming an FBI Agent. The only thing I could possibly see him coming back for is a love interest, but that's a flimsy as hell excuse. Leave him be.