Cazboab

Scottish tabletop nerd.
Old enough to know better.
Level 38.

[Cazboab @Cazboab]

@MartinSLewis I ordered a laptop from @Argos_Online over a week ago, @YodelOnline put someone else's parcel through my letterbox, and now Argos are claiming that the photo of an A4 envelope is evidence of delivery of my laptop.

[MSM Monitor @msm_monitor]

Time this TV tax was binned. Glenn Campbell's performance on Thursday evening when he misled viewers over Scottish Labour's winter fuel payment behaviour is one of many reasons the TV licence needs to go. Political bias, overt or subtle, shouldn't be publicly funded.

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

This thing is able to kill the memory of Shinzo Abe, not just the man

[polo5 @poloandsons]

On reflection, it was unfair to say that Sarwar told his MP's at Westminster to vote for the cuts.
More accurately, he stood back and did fuck all while they voted to cut the winter fuel payment.
He's a charlatan.

[Amouranth @Amouranth]

Good choice, pick the one you can import without catching another charge

[WWE Creative Humor (a sub of TKO Creative Humor) @WWECreative_ish]

WWE 2K25 will include WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump so half of you can let New Day beat the shit out of him and the other half can hope no one sees who you let Trump beat up for fear of being cancelled
#Merch

[Cazboab @Cazboab]

My brain: okay we need to get 8 hours sleep.

My brain after 3 hours sleep:

[Jody Himself Again @LostArtLostBoy]

undertaker thought he cooked by saying “you can choose me and kane or you can choose batista”

like yeah man i choose batista even if politics werent involved

[Hugh Wyeth @HughWyeth]

.....is that????

[Cazboab @Cazboab]

So I just thought of a thing that statistically 49% of the population needs to be aware of. When guys say "I'm fine" it's a lie, but it doesn't mean 'ask me why I'm not fine' it means 'shits fucked up, you do not want to know how why or who, just give me an hour and a whiskey'

[Nick Prueher @nickprueher]

Nobody gets my Stay Tuned memes.

[Share & 🅴njoy 🇦🇶 @Go_SYH_In_A_Pig]

In the name of the Farter, the Pump, and the Holy Gust 😜

[Rev🫧(Moved Accounts) @ReverendClown]

Ratio

[Quadcarl @Quadcarl]

Elon has my account throttled because he doesn’t want anyone to see this tweet.

[Nic Nemeth @NicTNemeth]

And by “be shaggy”, I assume you mean; make a giant sandwich and solve mysteries with

[Ricky Carroll @RickyCa69392149]

@Kennyaberdeen @ArchbishopStua1 @ofgem @mgshanks PROFITEERING GREED.

You’re welcome.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Nobody is scared of a man that’s 5ft 5in, Stephen. You silly Oompa Loompa.

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

this video just healed me