Cazey (0.7K Followers)

he/him▪️subtweeting the group chat. Most of what I say is parody, but no one seems to get that, including my therapist.

[Cazey (0.7K Followers) @CazeyW]

Amazing tarot reading.

[Beau Sorensen 🇺🇦 @sorrogrande]

You’d think this is a joke. It is not.

[MT @MT_6226]

Once you remember that these tech guys were hawking Theranos and trying to sell us pictures of monkeys for 5-6 figure sums, you become a lot more skeptical of everything they say.

[Japanese Deer Island @GreenOnionDuck]

As a software engineer I have to unfortunately inform you that if medicine was held to the standard of software engineering there would be mass death.

[YourFavoriteGuy @guychristensen_]

The average Roman didn’t know their empire collapsed they just noticed their roads stopped being repaired one day.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I saw a comment saying the U.S. is the only country in the World Cup without universal healthcare. And I was like nahhh no way that's accurate.
20 seconds on the world wide web later, THE UNITES STATES IS THE ONLY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD CUP WITHOUT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Beware: the @united app now has a sneaky online request for you to change your flight to one that’s less booked, and makes it look like a regular check in when it’s a total flight change. I accidentally hit “confirmed” and was placed on two later flights and then spent an hour having to reschedule to my original flights.

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

Why is this type of photo only taken in the UK

[Rina @bbblanchett]

happy father’s day to her

[alex @xanderrboiii]

Gave my friend my phone for 2 seconds and he accidentally liked my crushes instagram post from 2019

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

“and it appears that… yes… my children’s kindly British nanny has been my ex-husband in disguise all along”

[Oakland Abolition & Solidarity @OaklandAboSol]

LOL.

[giovane @lindissimaf]

I've seen enough. Emmy.

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

Addicted to telling my friends in extremely low-level government positions to “intervene” on various things

[daniel hanuka📟 🇮🇱 @LionsOfZion_ORG]

Embarrassing.

Peter Doocy: “A wise man once said, in January 2020: ‘Iran has never won a war, but has never lost a negotiation.’”

President Trump: “Who said that?”

Reporter: “Donald Trump.”

[Cazey (0.7K Followers) @CazeyW]

While holding an iced quad espresso, doctor told me my blood pressure is elevated and I should probably cut back on caffeine. Kinda iconic.

[Eric Topol @EricTopol]

Yet another study shows a 24% reduced risk of dementia after the Shingles vaccine. This one in over 500,000 participants with a recent skilled nursing facility stay, adding to 4 huge natural experiments in 4 countries (US, Canada, Wales, and Australia)
https://t.co/TmYqwTB7IT @AnnalsofIM

[Ryan Hisner @LongDesertTrain]

Confirmed again, for a fourth time: the greatest anti-dementia treatment ever discovered is the Shingles vaccine.

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[g3li @PBandGelii]

Microsoft Teams glitch is showing me as “Away”, baby I’m here

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Waffle House for people that can’t fight.