Caroline Thompson

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Gareth Southgate washes his hands after a piss.

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@HumansNoContext Plum

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@InternetH0F 27+8=35. Add the 40. 75.

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@NoContextHumans The sun is yellow

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@davidscrap1 #livingmybestlife

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@davidscrap1 Sounds like a great plan!

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Boris Johnson has resigned as an MP after the Privileges committee found him to have misled parliament.

The law is finally catching up with the wise guys of the Tory party.

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@thebodycoach Constant exhaustion.

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@realmadrid

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@rickygervais See you in Barcelona!

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@Inconforme75 No se refiere a "lanzar una nueva variante" como si lo hubieran fabricado en un laboratorio. Se refiere a lanzar la noticia que ya hay (o había) una nueva variante (la de Kent).

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@simonharris_mbd I am assuming (hoping) this is satire. BTW I live is Spain and supermarkets are fully stocked with fresh produce here!

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When you sneeze just after you put your mascara on. #FirstWorldProblems

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@dannielle1212 @StephenKing These also exist but they're wooden with a magnet so you can stick them to the toaster.

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Hence to say. We put Monopoly away.

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Is it just me or does a game of Monopoly always end up with a full-scale war between family members? @Hasbro #Monopoly

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Then I obviously burst out laughing cos it was hilarious and he proceeded to tell me that "I wouldn't even care if he ran away."