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[𝓚𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓮 ♡ @kellthegal]

imagine not wanting the child you created to call you dad because the woman you created them with asked you to support them. and to go even further in dehumanizing your own child by making their contact name “$456.78 per month”

[BankaiiLife @Bankailife]

Aw hell nahhhhbh

[amy d. ᥫ᭡ @theminagalore]

y’all not scared of God?

[Miss Rose @therosegawden]

Me: I’m tir-
An adult I didn’t ask: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I HAD 8 JOBS, 11 kids, I was double majoring in Math and Med and DJ-ing at the disco every weekend! I never even took a nap until I was 26, girl catch up!

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Me:
- doesn't eat healthy
- never has 8 hrs sleep
- never works out
- drinks 0.5ml of water a day
- unorganized mess

Also me: why am I sad

[albizia @c_b_g_]

I adjusted the audio as it really should have been. You’re welcome.

[𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖇𝖔𝖎 @itstae13]

Stop getting rid of your pets because they aren’t what you expected Clifford was literally the smallest puppy and turned out to be a 30 FOOT RED DOG AND EMILY ELIZABETH STILL MADE IT WORK

[Doctor Basketball @amberyllis_]

All girls who did safety patrol in elementary are bad bitches now

[t @xzinniao]

u can unfollow me but u can never get back those brain cells u lost from reading my tweets bitch

[im 43 to be exact, actually i just turned 43. @tommiehoefigure]

Me: Did you start the homework?

Classmate: Yea, but I don’t know if my answers are righ-

Me:

[Callie Jones @CallieKJones]

Serious debate here...

RETWEET for Chick-fil-A
FAVORITE for McDonalds

Which do you like better?

[relatable @byreIatable]

Honestly summer vacation finesses all of us. You think you’re gonna be taking hella road trips, making good money, and take part in a great social life. But in reality u only have $13 after working 40 hrs a week, talk to the same 2 people all summer, and go to bed by 9 pm

[Dom @Domasaur_]

It takes 45 muscles to frown, but only 10 muscles to smile. Frown all day. lose weight. Get ripped. Gainz