Cody Carter

Keeping it real since 1994. packin lips and crackin cold one every weekend #taken

[Not Elon @ElonTakesDC]

She had me at "want me to hurry up and finish my drink so you can use it as a spitter, sweetie?" #LadiesTakeNotes

[Cody Carter @Ccarter1085]

Sneezing with a dip in😖

[Not Elon @ElonTakesDC]

Retweet if you don't believe in gay marriage, pouches or Obama.

[Cody Carter @Ccarter1085]

@billiam_9 greatest thing ever 🍻

[Not Elon @ElonTakesDC]

Gum line going down quicker than Bruce Jenner at a gay bar

[Not Elon @ElonTakesDC]

A girl who doesn't mind the fact that you dip is an angel sent to you from God himself in exchange for the pinch of Cope he's been stealing.

[Cody Carter @Ccarter1085]

@LotzTyler getting 14 😈

[Keep It Smokeless @KeepItSmokeless]

If dipping offends you:
1) I'm sorry
2) It won't happen again
3) 1 & 2 are lies
4) You're a pussy

[Keep It Smokeless @KeepItSmokeless]

I don't believe in Barack Obama, gay marriage, or smokeless tobacco made outside the USA.

[Not Elon @ElonTakesDC]

When someone says they pack fatter lips than you

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

BOOM goes the dynamite. Merica.

[Cody Carter @Ccarter1085]

@krschroer only from you big boy

[Cody Carter @Ccarter1085]

@krschroer @BrookeCundiff1 suck these nuts

[Cody Carter @Ccarter1085]

In need of miller lite and skoal mint 🍻👌🇺🇸

[Cody Carter @Ccarter1085]

If you drink and drive you're just about worthless. Be smarter than that

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

RT if you prefer dirt.