Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police.
Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.
This video is a call for help.
My mum is battling with stroke, and it is slowly taking her life. She needs urgent medical funds to stay alive, and I cannot do this alone anymore. Please, if you have it in your heart to help or retweet this to someone who can, I beg of you 🤲🏻🙏
A perfect retirement plan is waking up in your mansion by the seaside, with exotic cars in the garage and a loaded bank account. Not waking up next to a woman.
Y’all simps always act like women are the prize . They’re not. The real prize is freedom, peace of mind, and financial security.