Curtis Colmer

Tiny Dick, Big Heart

[Curtis Colmer @Ccolmer1234]

@Chad_Kirkwood You talking from experience?

[Curtis Colmer @Ccolmer1234]

@RAVETAYTAY I’m legit crying rn 😂😂😂 holy fuck

[Curtis Colmer @Ccolmer1234]

@NickArthur3 ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Curtis Colmer @Ccolmer1234]

@NickArthur3 Ehhemmmm

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

I think fat shaming is like motivational speaking, if I got fat I’d hope my friends shamed me into fitness

[maddiebohlen @maddiebohlen]

I hate when people say “every time I see u ur always drunk” like ? Yes ? U see me when we’re at the bar. Drinking. Catch me between 9 AM - 7 PM and I won’t be drunk. Unless I’m catching a day fade. Then I might be drunk at an absurd early time of the day but whatever just fuck u

[Curtis Colmer @Ccolmer1234]

What’s with girls and always being cold? It’s 32 degrees in here, take off that parka

[uncle koll @bick_88]

me and my DD when i'm not ready to leave

[Curtis Colmer @Ccolmer1234]

Ultimate power move is getting your date to cut your meat for you

[DIZZO 🏋🏾 @moneylinedizzo]

Please take Debbie instead

[Curtis Colmer @Ccolmer1234]

Shout out to all the fast eaters out there. The struggle is real

[Curtis Colmer @Ccolmer1234]

Heinz ketchup or GTFO

[Curtis Colmer @Ccolmer1234]

Do you delete iMessage conversations?

[Curtis Colmer @Ccolmer1234]

@headofpayless

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

LISTEN I WOULD LOVE TO GRAB A DRINK TONIGHT BUT I WILL BE BUSY OPENING AND CLOSING THE SAME THREE APPS OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL I GO TO SLEEP

[Curtis Colmer @Ccolmer1234]

Crazy frog developed the EDM scene

[Curtis Colmer @Ccolmer1234]

@herman_duley Thank god you blurred out “fucker” my virigin eyes couldn’t handle such vulgar language. #fuckhead