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CCTV Global Edition is the primary parody news service of the PRC. We provide the world with all the news and updates our government will allow!

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@RussianForce_ Ok this is new, do you guys all share the same bot script? What's with the A) B) etc options in the text of the post? What is the thought process behind that?

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@Russia_Scope Sure, let's all decide to believe Candace Owens...

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@sashameetsrus Yeah, stupid. I don't even know the reason, something about invading a neighbouring country. So unfair for Russia!

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@XH_Lee23 Animal abuse. Also the plural of fish is fish.

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@LetterProf29079 @RTSG_Main The book in question being the only history book approved by the CCP. Not any other book, obviously, they are banned for a reason!

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@ElizaDFTW @BryceMLipscomb Doesn't take much for idiots like Bryce (super gay name by the way, worse than Bruce) to show their true colours.

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@BryceMLipscomb I refuse to believe all those people are christians. Russia and the West may have their differences, but I will not assume there are that many morons there.

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@EpodNeo @BryceMLipscomb They lie. We know they lie. They know we know they lie. And still they lie.

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Circumventing the Great Firewall to defend and support the regime that put you behind the Great Firewall is totally normal and not a result of a lifetime of programming and conditioning at all.

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@BryceMLipscomb What the hell did I do wrong to get this racist fundamentalist on my timeline?

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@ChinaEnEsp In Western Democracy, people can elect leaders but have very little direct influence, which can be frustrating. In the Chinese system, the people do not elect leaders and therefore have no influence at all. The people are free of the burden of worrying about running the country.

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@jacksonhinkle Dictators putting on shows for each other is nothing new.

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@XueJia24682 Yeah, mission acomplished in a George W Bush kind of way.

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@AntonMakarovZOV Some people aren't ashamed of anything.

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@Natie2Natie I thought healthcare was affordable to all under the Party? The pro-CCP progapaganda and feel-good propaganda departments need to coordinate their efforts better.

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@China_hp1 Did you just put a yes/no choice feature as regular text in your post? What is that supposed to accomplish?

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@sashameetsrus Yes they will. By their own leaders no less.

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@jnwang9527 Got some extra bits in there...

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@luo_yuehan Machine designed to do something does something. Shocking.

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@xiangsaixue520 How did they accidentally develop a navy?