remember the horror when you would sleep over at a friends house and watch a dvd together, but your friend falls asleep first, then the movie is over and you dont know how to turn the tv off so you’re stuck listening to the main menu loop over and over again
as i’m sitting here eating my salad at the softball game, my dad yells from THE COMPLETE OTHER SIDE OF THE FIELD “abbey it doesn’t help to eat a salad when you drink a fuckin keg every weekend” KK THX 👍🏻