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If this didn't work for you, here are some more options (seen in Uganda and India respectively)

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Finally a cure for my chronic bareness (seen in Accra, Ghana).

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Impressed by the exclusive luxury of "lie-flat" reclining seats in business class? Wait till we tell you about the actual bed you sleep in every night

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They should put the word "think" at the beginning of the whole website, so that we don't need to be told separately how to mentally process each piece of text

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Please rampage responsibly

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Even if the family you're staying with has small kids, it's hard not to think back over your conversations with the hosts when you find products "for sensitive babies" in the guest bathroom.

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I live free but only because if I understand correctly New Hampshire has threatened to kill me if I don't.

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Unless this guy is a Batman villain, I'm pretty sure he'll have taken his green ski mask off by now.

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A modern day Scrooge McDuck would be rolling around in people's data.

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Finally a clothing brand that recognizes how stylish my profession is.

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The interest in Stoic philosophy among tech founder types has a strong "Business Secrets of the Pharaohs" feel.

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Going to tell my grandkids that 'Rock Me Amadeus' singer Falco was a young Piers Morgan.

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All those American movies and TV shows from the 80s about the threat of Japanese economic takeover didn't anticipate that Japan would soon turn inward and focus their energies entirely on toilet design.

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The driver behind me started honking. No doubt he had read the sign too and was pretending his kids were late for school.

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I saw a sign in a small residential street that said "Drive like YOUR kids live here :)"
So I drove slowly, glancing into windows to see if the people inside looked happy, wondering if they ever thought about me.

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Always tell children that they will never amount to anything. Either you'll be proven right, or you'll be a key part of an inspiring life story.

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If you've gone to the trouble of gathering someone's friends and family for a surprise party, you might as well throw in an intervention. E.g., "Happy birthday! Also everyone thinks your anecdotes are boring."

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@TheAVClub Wow what are the chances

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Runners, ask yourselves, what are you really running from?

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I don't need to microdose drugs. I microdose LIFE.

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Camels are like ships of the desert, but mostly they're like other camels.