Dez

to CB, wit Love.

[Jeff Storobinsky @JeffStorobinsky]

.@jaketapper Anchor of @TheLeadCNN w/

Democratic Strategist and all around nice guy @ChuckRocha and @AshleyDavisDC

7.17.26 555 pm ET 6 Minutes

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels to turn off a lagging computer by holding the power button

[Jess @MeetJess]

Nothing like a little apocalyptic haze paired with explosive diarrhea to really romanticize the summer.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I saw someone say, “No spoilers for The Odyssey.” Brother, you’ve had 3,000 years to read the book.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hunter Biden on Trump: “I would tell him to go fuck his fucking self. And please leave. This man has tried to torture me for fucking ten years. The shit that he says about my dad. His obsession with tormenting my dad. Hanging a picture of an autopen on the colonnade. Demeaning him and all the things he said about him. What the fuck kind of man would I be if I didn’t tell him to go fuck himself?”

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[BythePeople @BythePeople18]

Lindsey Graham died Friday & his sister has already been sworn in. Remember when Mike Johnson refused to seat Adelita Grijalva for 50 days after she was elected? That is what we are fighting for in the midterms, a return to democracy & fairness and to remove fascist Republicans.

[Dez @CdotRoAch]

@pennys_boatt

[CallUnc @Callunc]

HOW IT FEELS TO BE CALLED UNC IN YO 30s

[Faye @Faye_lucy0]

i am very self aware which unfortunately hasn't solved anything

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Accurate.

[🇨🇦 🏴‍☠️ Bubba O’riley 🏴‍☠️ 🇨🇦 @HubbaBubbaYo]

Gonna tell my grandchildren that this was Mitch McConnell

[Dez @CdotRoAch]

"You can pick the game, Niko Bellic but you cannot change the rules."

[Dez @CdotRoAch]

" I'm not the type to be a plaintiff"

[Ethan @grimesclarkluvr]

Fallout 3 remastered, New obsidian Fallout, the tv show and Fallout 5? I'm kinda eating good for the next few years as a Fallout fan.....

[Ghoul City 🧟‍♂️ @TheGhoulCity]

How long after sex is it appropriate to open New Vegas

[Dez @CdotRoAch]

@linadreaamy 16