electric ’ Los 🔆

Cherish anything that feels real, at least in the moment. Because I think we live in a world where a lot of things aren't very real. NCSU20

[electric ’ Los 🔆 @Cdr__]

Reality is beautiful. Being able to experience complete heart break and loss, to feeling utter bliss and love, and everything in between. The flow of change is truly divine.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

coworker asked me if ive been “seeing those hunter biden tweets” baby i can recite them. i pledge allegiance to them.

[Nyrae @TemiXo_1]

If I were pregnant and informed that my fetus had Down syndrome I would absolutely abort. No amount of social media romanticizing of profound disability would change my mind. Contrary to popular opinion, you need more than love to care for a disabled child.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[james and the giant onion @boy__onion]

i’d probably try crack if hunter biden offered it to me

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

its gonna be a Hunter Biden summer (staying away from crack and reminding others that nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes)

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[izzy @butchysports]

like I’m literally in tears this is so good

[Trick Forever @khiazmos]

I like Hunter Biden because he isn’t one of those guys that gets sober and then pretends being a degenerate isn’t insanely fun

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[electric ’ Los 🔆 @Cdr__]

@Position_AI @TheCryptoDaddi In 28 and my test was at 429😭

[S. @sagelovebars]

You finally recover from leg day just in time for leg day🤦🏾‍♂️

[electric ’ Los 🔆 @Cdr__]

@MidnightRamp @ThePepGuy Started serm almost a month ago

[Softboy @softboywin]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Dinosaurs literally got wiped out on the same planet we walk on today, and people still think we’re invincible. You’re not better than a stegosaurus.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Finding a low traffic bathroom at your job is so important

[Pratham @dp_331]

This is 100 times better than open workspaces which we have now.

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

When the boomers are gone do y’all want to make 4 day workweeks / 3 day weekends permanent?

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I hate to admit this but Trump was right.

He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof.

I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof.

[Healthy chronicles Vol. 4 @bighealthyfr]

Mexican inspired horchata protein powder called No Mames Whey

[gabriel @gabriel1]

i challenge anyone who listens to music for 6+ hours a day to quit for a week to:
1) realize it's an addiction
2) realize how much better your thoughts become