callie

texas a&m class of wait do i still go here?

[Matt Lanza @mattlanza]

Imperfect but close enough and hilarious.

[callie @CeCallie]

…….

[KHOU 11 News Houston @KHOU]

CenterPoint said that it had mobilized thousands of crews to assess and repair damage caused by the Category 1 storm. But most of them aren't in Houston yet. https://t.co/6k0YbvPmDs

[callie @CeCallie]

💀💀💀

[Lance Zierlein @LanceZierlein]

Even Katz’s is closed.

[callie @CeCallie]

@ryanschoeneberg @HoustonChron @abc13houston @KHOU Absolutely!! It’s never been this bad before. We used to blink at a Cat 1 and go back about our day. Now it’s power out for 3 days and the city is under water.

[callie @CeCallie]

I’ve lived here for 31 years and we’ve never had this much of a problem getting power back after a small storm.

Center Point is the problem.

@HoustonChron @abc13houston @KHOU can we get some news coverage on center points upper management lack of effort?

[CenterPoint Energy @CenterPoint]

#Beryl delivered a powerful blow across our service area - as seen in these pictures - but with the support of nearly 12,000 field resources, we expect to restore 1 million impacted customers by the end of day on Wednesday, July 10. Learn more: https://t.co/LfsAJgAZRx #hounews

[callie @CeCallie]

@DanPatrick are you even doing anything?

@HoustonChron @abc13houston @KHOU

[callie @CeCallie]

@CenterPoint you mobilized units from all over the state after the Houston derecho… where are you now? Have units been sent to help? Why aren’t you sending us updates?

(HUGE thank you to the linemen on the ground!!!! these questions are to upper management)

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

The whole club lookin at herrrrrrrrr

[string @propjoesays]

football can't hurt me

[callie @CeCallie]

Who paid off these refs

[Doug Keegan @doug_keegan]

Tennessee spent the entire half hand-delivering engraved invitations for A&M to take a two-score lead, and Jimbo, always the courteous guest, steadfastly refused.

[Laila Mickelwait @LailaMickelwait]

P*rnhub verified a 15 yr old who was missing for a year into their “ModelHub” program. She was found being raped in 58 videos. PH took 35% of the profit from her rape video sales.

Twitter recently suspended P*rnhub’s ModelHub account.

This art piece was inspired by her story.

[callie @CeCallie]

There’s no way to describe the feeling of going to a hearing where you know you’re going to get your ass kicked, getting your ass kicked, and then having to act shocked to the client even though you told them this exact result would happen.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Your honor I don’t want to argue this either

[callie @CeCallie]

I’m sorry WHAT

[snopes.com @snopes]

✅ True. The Florida High School Athletics Association (FHSAA) voted to recommend that student athletes be required to turn in their menstrual histories to schools. A final decision will be rendered next month. https://t.co/mb0P5nywtQ

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

It’s cool that people are giving up coffee for the new year. Didn’t think being fucking miserable was a resolution.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Ok no one do anything illegal this week. Like four of us are working and a quarter of us are checked out.

[callie @CeCallie]

Very niche jokes here but the comments are the funniest things I’ve read in a while.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

INTERROGATORY #4: Do you like me? Circle Yes or No.

[callie @CeCallie]

Is that why the power went out around 3 am last night, Greggy? 🤡

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Texans are cold & some are wondering about the power grid.

Below is a current graph showing the grid working well.

The green line is the current power demand, the purple is the current extra power capacity.

There’s more than 20,000 MW of extra capacity available at this time