Ceauxdi B.

too much sarcasm and spite to be contained

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Nothing screams 4th of July more than this scene from The Sandlot

[Ceauxdi B. @Ceauxdi_B]

None of his dog friends believe him when he tries to tell them about how awesome fireworks are.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Mariner. He was born completely deaf, which means he gets to enjoy fireworks with all the sparkle and none of the boom. 13/10

[Ceauxdi B. @Ceauxdi_B]

@barstoolsports Sunburns as far as the eye can see. Scots go feral when they get too much sunlight 🤣🤣🤣

[☆₩TX♧₩IFE ☆ @wtxwife]

Taylor Swift should just full send the original lyrics to "Picture to burn"... it would heal us as a nation...

[Ceauxdi B. @Ceauxdi_B]

Woke up with a piercing sinus headache, and it has yet to be completely defeated despite my taking 1000mg of Tylenol an hour ago and 2 Advil IIs at 5:30 this morning.

I fear this may be the end of me.

[SEC Numbers Guy @secnumbersguy]

Texas vs Oklahoma - Since 2000

Wins:
-Oklahoma 271
-Texas 236

National Championships:
-Oklahoma 1
-Texas 1

Conference Championships:
-Oklahoma 14
-Texas 3

Heisman Trophy Winners:
-Oklahoma 4
-Texas 0

Head to Head:
-Oklahoma leads 17-10

[Ceauxdi B. @Ceauxdi_B]

@GaryWGabbard Getting on and getting off an escalator is a high stakes situation for me.

[Ceauxdi B. @Ceauxdi_B]

What tf is wrong with my vestibular system that I cannot walk down a set of stairs without watching my feet? Like if I do not watch my feet when descending, I will not know where the next step is in relation to where my foot needs to be.

[Ceauxdi B. @Ceauxdi_B]

@Tejanobrown

[Ceauxdi B. @Ceauxdi_B]

I gotta get where I’m going..

[Jum @JesterJum]

Not gonna lie.....I pay ZERO attention to gas prices.

What else am I gonna do? Walk?

[Ceauxdi B. @Ceauxdi_B]

@GaryWGabbard It’s part of the reason I don’t like escalators

[George Stoia III @GeorgeStoia]

Sam Bradford just arrived at OU Pro Day.

He did not have a credential, but the security guard said, “He has a statue, I think he’s good.”

[Ceauxdi B. @Ceauxdi_B]

The powers that be have also taken away my ability to change shit on appointment spots, so now all I can do is watch in abject horror and not really say anything. Because this is a completely “me” problem. No one else is as bothered as I am.

[Ceauxdi B. @Ceauxdi_B]

Some dental appointment book programs are set to have 30 minute time slots. The one my work uses has 15 minute time slots. Meaning dentists can set an appointment to be just 15 minutes long or beginning at whatever:15 or :45.

[Ceauxdi B. @Ceauxdi_B]

That being said, I am trying to get over this ‘tismy tantrum and not get annoyed when I see an appointment on my schedule for 75 minutes (as opposed to it being 60 or 90 minutes).

[Ceauxdi B. @Ceauxdi_B]

How else are you supposed to strengthen your immune system?

[Adam Kessel @Adam_Kessel1]

putting my lab coat back on for a sec👨‍⚕️

hindsight is 20/20

and trading mouth germs with the biggest party animals in Miami all night was probably not a great idea in retrospect

[Ceauxdi B. @Ceauxdi_B]

Remember when newsfeeds and social media timelines were in chronological order? With the most recent posts at the top?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[Ceauxdi B. @Ceauxdi_B]

😘