Cecelia Daigle

-cute little lollipop // triple dipped in psycho-

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males are hollow-weeners for female’s weener-hollows. and also vice versa

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Boy Scouts is 100% better than Girl Scouts. (apart from cookies obviously)

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#sports

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I'm ready
To fight
An orangutan

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who the fuck names a mammoth Peaches? what's that about where'd it come from why does that make any sense oh right it doesn't

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#grantclinton tho

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I am the princess on this powder blue potty

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"I don't know how narwhals fit into anything."--Donald Stratton on sea unicorns

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"I don't know the answer to that"--Donald Stratton on Dinosaur DNA

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"abdimum"--Donald Stratton "abdomen" attempt.

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"I wish I knew, but I don't know. Does anyone know? I don't know"--Donald Stratton on sponges

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"That's the way I like it so that's the way you have to like it"--Donald Stratton on phylogenetic trees

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"Sexual desire"--Donald Stratton

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idk bro these eggs are pretty mediocre

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Sometimes Coors tastes like noodles

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TOP TEN PET PEEVES: "CONGO DRUMMING"

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would a little piggy actually ever like roast beef?

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"Does it matter? I don't know it's cool though."--Donald Stratton on angiosperms

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"Ahh that's wrong, sorry"--Donald Stratton on Ferns and Friends