Island Mama

Mama, maker, teacher

[Island Mama @CeceStetson]

Snow day
Me: I found another puzzle for us!
5: why don't you try it yourself and tell me if you need help?

Cold, kid.

#momlife #momfail

[Island Mama @CeceStetson]

Breakfast before kid: eggs, bacon, muffin
After kid: spreading peanut butter on a banana with my index finger

#momlife #momfail #realmom

[Island Mama @CeceStetson]

J: You guys wanna order food?

JC: Nah, I'm just gonna wait til you go to bed then eat the top layer off the lasagna.

#momlife #feedme

[Island Mama @CeceStetson]

I just pumped hand soap onto my toothbrush, in case you were wondering how my day went.

#momfail #momlife #realmom #squeakyclean

[Island Mama @CeceStetson]

Another day, another lunch abandoned. Nap time waits for no mom.

#leftovers #momfail #realmom #momlife #iwasnthungryanyway

[Island Mama @CeceStetson]

#Parenthood
Where you take off your pajamas to change into fresh pajamas.

#realmom #momlife #lifeinyogapants

[Island Mama @CeceStetson]

One of these days, I'm gonna refill the grinder without spilling PEPPERCORNS EVERYWHERE.

#maybenexttime #momfail #realmom #momlife

[Island Mama @CeceStetson]

My daughter's new favourite game: Feed The Dog From My High Chair.

Apparently it's a riot.

#momfail #realmom #whenisfriday

[Island Mama @CeceStetson]

Overheard at the store...
Kid: I like the weather today. It's so creamy!
Mom: You're nuts, kid. It's fog.

Keep momming, lady.

#momlife

[Island Mama @CeceStetson]

Three years ago, I was mostly looking up appetizers and cute cocktail recipes. Here are my recent Pinterest searches:
#momlife #realmom

[Island Mama @CeceStetson]

My baby don't mess around. #heyya #ceceandeloise #mademoiseloise… https://t.co/iAA8a6XVW9

[Island Mama @CeceStetson]

Mom: How is your day going, sweetie?
Me: THERE ARE PEAS AND CARROTS EVERYWHERE.
Mom: Be there in 10.

#momlife #realmom #momsknow

[Island Mama @CeceStetson]

Baby: I'm not tired.
Mom: ...

#momlife #RealMoms #babyfail

[Island Mama @CeceStetson]

If you think it's funny when a baby sneezes with a mouth full of beets while you're in a white blouse, then parenting is for you. #momfail

[Island Mama @CeceStetson]

Husband: What's on your shirt?
Me: Milk? Oatmeal? Snot? It could LITERALLY be anything.

Snot. It's snot.

#momproblems #realmom #momlife

[Island Mama @CeceStetson]

Can't say "perfect game" when a pitcher is throwing. Just like you can't say "sleeping in" while a baby is quiet. #momfail #momlife #realmom

[Island Mama @CeceStetson]

Crawl out of kid's room, silently open the door. Right before you close it, husband sneezes down the hall. #momfail #momlife #realmom