Cedric

Inventor, Engineer, and Pilot. Great at making accidental explosions! {Out of character in curly brackets} (OneShot Parody Account)

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This is my pinned tweet

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So we back in the mines

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This is my pinned tweet

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Two Shot

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Another day another dollar

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There’s been some strange margins along the edge of the world recently…

On an unrelated note, anyone seen Ling recently? I’ve been craving his void coffee but the cafe seems to be empty

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I remember one time, years and years ago, The Author made me a small toy flying machine. It looked just like his. Then he wrapped it up and kept it secret, for a few more days at least

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Who the hell renamed the Tower to “X”?

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@NewsbotRefuge Fascinating… Newsbot, please announce the weather

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@PlantGuy1571328 I would… except I used the last spare battery trying to make my elevator-with-propellor machine

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Guys I think the battery in the Glen is dead

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@NewsbotRefuge Right, untamed robots… What requests can you process?

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@NewsbotRefuge Does this mean the Rowbot isn’t functional?

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@PlantGuy1571328 Nonsense, I’m sure even Alula could change a battery!

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Among Us will be the downfall of me…

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@RidiculouslyLou You are already taped

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It’s time… it’s time I do THAT again.

It’s time to bring out the Flex Tape

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@RidiculouslyLou You shall be my first test subject this time

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@WorldMachine_OS Oh yes.
It was only a matter of time!

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@FancyStreetDude Oh no! Has it expired? I surely need to renew it if so!

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Magpie never gave my spine back

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@ApertureCreator It’s a mystery! Perhaps the greatest mystery of our time... maybe I’ll never know, considering it’s clearly labeled only as “NOT Cedric”, which does not narrow my search very much

Well, whoever gave it must be an incredible and kind person, so thanks to whoever that was!

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Who just gave me a compliment for my flying and politeness?

I’m absolutely stumped, my HR department says it came from “NOT Cedric”... this requires further investigation