Uncle Ced

CCR with MTNNigeria, political analyst, IT specialist

[Uncle Ced @CedricVictor3]

@IshakuDarius01 Happy Birthday Tita Shildon ku bau shi.
Cheers to a brand new beginning

[Arc. Darius Dickson Ishaku, CON @IshakuDarius01]

In all things give thanks. Thanking God for another year.

[Uncle Ced @CedricVictor3]

Personal hygiene doesn't end with brushing teeth and washing your balls, it also includes being faithful to one woman.

[Uncle Ced @CedricVictor3]

@emehnnah Na true

[Uncle Ced @CedricVictor3]

Because I never reply your chat make I no post again 😂😂

[Uncle Ced @CedricVictor3]

The key to a successful relationship is an experienced man and a v!g!n woman

[Uncle Ced @CedricVictor3]

The holier the WhatsApp status, the luciferer the poster.

[Uncle Ced @CedricVictor3]

Fortunately for me, I can't add anybody to my stress level right now. Peace of the lord be with you.

[Uncle Ced @CedricVictor3]

You want to give up? Your anus hair didnt.

No sunlight.
No fresh air.
No Shampoo.
No Hair oil.
No Conditioner.

It takes all the shit and it’s still growing

[Uncle Ced @CedricVictor3]

Nobody saw the cloth you dried outside while it was raining in the afternoon, but they all saw the girl you brought home at 11pm

[Uncle Ced @CedricVictor3]

Nobody is nicer than a man who hasn't slept with you yet, and a lady you promised to send money to. So judge people by their consistency, not their introduction.

[Uncle Ced @CedricVictor3]

Today someone in office said that “worrying is the worst way to use your imagination” and that’s easily the best thing I've heard all week

[Uncle Ced @CedricVictor3]

An annoying roommate can really give you a preview into what marrying wrong could look like

[Uncle Ced @CedricVictor3]

This next risk wey I wan take now
Either I see God or $1m

[Uncle Ced @CedricVictor3]

Truth is, money go always comot your hand once woman dey involved

real love oh, fake love oh, situationship oh, money go must leave your hand whether you like am or not

[Uncle Ced @CedricVictor3]

I only talk to women who are already feeling me. I don’t have time for auditions.

[Uncle Ced @CedricVictor3]

I think say this Boss wey you Dey call me na play ooo. Which one be say make i help you with 5k?

[Uncle Ced @CedricVictor3]

You don’t have any bad spending habits, Tinubu is your president.

[Uncle Ced @CedricVictor3]

Bro normalize ruthlessly cutting women off the FIRST time they show disinterest.

[Uncle Ced @CedricVictor3]

Ever since una wish me "More money!" for my birthday na so i just broke
True true the prayer of the unrighteous na abomination before the Lord