Claire

Just Living My Best Life™️

[Claire @CeeAndSky]

I wrote a fun song about parenting and it’s called 🎶“Just found a dirty diaper in my bed.”🎶 #surprise #wtf

[Claire @CeeAndSky]

@AVDIT6 @morgeezy @hos_bae @BeesReads You guys look like the love children of Donny Darko and Phantom of the Opera.

[Claire @CeeAndSky]

@morgeezy @biillyb @hos_bae @kourtneykardash Jealous! Was not able to get a zeppoli so there goes the whole year down the toilet.

[Claire @CeeAndSky]

always hungry, never Christmas @MKateLevis

[Claire @CeeAndSky]

Name: Clostridium Botulinum
Agent: Botulism Toxin
Medical Application turned Capitalist Exploitation: Botox
@MKateLevis

[Claire @CeeAndSky]

@TomGMS #happygoodfriday

[Claire @CeeAndSky]

@MKateLevis Do u need this, y/y? https://t.co/TPTHWqelB3

[Claire @CeeAndSky]

@laurenltg ahhhh my husband does this in the morning for the same reason!! I always wake up to the same thing lol. #RTheyTwinsTho

[Claire @CeeAndSky]

@laurenltg Jose reading a kids book out loud and coming across a new word "..Wait, what is 'drat'?" #foreignhusbandproblems #nevergetsold

[Claire @CeeAndSky]

@morgeezy But what is the percentile compared to your peers? Guad is 95%. Alarming or impressive, I am not sure....

[Claire @CeeAndSky]

tfw when ur husb unwittingly tweets from ur account and u see the tweets & wonder if u went on a bender & became a raging socialist @hos_bae

[Claire @CeeAndSky]

@matthewschmitz Unfortunately not made by me but a dear (and talented) friend! Wish I had rosary making skillz!

[Claire @CeeAndSky]

@hos_bae how did you steal my intellectual property???

[Claire @CeeAndSky]

10 yo sister massaging my stomach and repeating "knead the dough, knead the dough" #rude #littleweirdo

[Claire @CeeAndSky]

@MKateLevis did u miss this? https://t.co/ZVq5C1Kgch

[Flula Borg @flula]

MAMA NATURE DID YOU FALLS ASLEEP ON THE THERMOSTITS? PLEASE WAKE UP, TURN ON AIR KONDISHION, AND STOP TOOTING GREENHAUS GASES.
LOVE, HUMANS

[Claire @CeeAndSky]

Book Burning 2017 @menageafoi

[Claire @CeeAndSky]

@morgeezy @hos_bae @HRHDrK hush up girlllll

[Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott]

once again the fashion industry sets unrealistic expectations for women

[Claire @CeeAndSky]

@NostromoSerg gonna steal the idea