CeeJay!

I do things for comedic purposes. I can't help it, I make jokes. I love to give hugs and laughs. I'm currently writing a book ❤️

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I made a thing btw
If Twitter gets any worse than it does now I shall be here 👇🏻

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I applied for my first apartment

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@ReaperProjectV1 Yeah well it's how women I know are

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If a woman asks a guy to give her $50 for nails and he says no, he's a cheapskate and not a man

However when a man asks a woman why she can't use her own money for it, suddenly he's controlling and telling her how to use her own money 🤔

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Do you ever read a post and be like "Wow they not only thought that, they decided to post it"

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Sometimes I wish I was a teenager again, when I didn't gaf about the world.

Now I'm 24 years old, still not giving af about the world

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Why is when you hit 30, people tell you that you can finally start living but they also say you've been wasting your life?

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I'm 24 years old and my mom still pauses the TV when I walk in the room and a sex scene comes on lmao

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We are slowly reverting back to Victorian times
People purposely avoiding the sun like a vampire to keep their complexion that makes them look like a ghost from 1872

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I see Sid the Sloth

[ຸLaura Bennett @NefflynB]

Si eres de hemisferio derecho, verás un gatito bebe, si eres de hemisferio izquierdo, verás un conejo.

¿Qué ves?

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@ReaperProjectV1 I haven't had gummy bears in forever man

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Every time I see the word Hasbro all I can think of is the word haribo and my brain goes "The mfing gummy company makes games now?" 💀 💀

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Everyone saying the Powerpuff girls shouldn't be mentally attached to a certain item for self esteem seem to forget that they're only like 5 years old

[Hanna-Barbera ScreenCaps 2.0 @HBScreencaps]

Your unpopular opinion(s) about The Powerpuff Girls

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@ReaperProjectV1 LMAO I was very bored

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Discord goes down for two hours and all of a sudden all of the discord kittens are like "How am I going to please my e-daddy now? He can't see my e-ass on the iPhones anymore 😢"

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If you truly love someone and they truly love you, you should wait until you both are ready for the step to get married.

Shaming someone for not proposing on the first two to three years is not the best step to make

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Well in all fairness, they're 5

[Teacup 💙🩷💚👹 @teacupballerina]

Buttercup is the one who made a big deal out of hiding it because SHE thought it wasn't "tough" to have a security blanket, so her sisters teased her.
The episode itself tells you why placing all your self confidence in a single item is a bad idea. When the item goes, then what?

Blossom has the exact same story and lesson in the "Bow Jest" comic. It's ok to like a comfort item but an unhealthy attachment can interfere with your life. Was she supposed to just keep believing her powers only work if she hugs her blanket?

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There is no such thing as a non attractive person. We all are some stunning bitches and that's all there is to it ✌🏻

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If I had a nickel for every time I had a normal non awkward conversation with the public I still wouldn't have a nickel

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Someone musta injected malaria into the flu virus this year or something, this stuffs ass 😑

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As someone who was diagnosed with ADHD as young as 3 years old, she just sounds like an asshole

[Grace @graceelizh]

Why are Gen Z so obsessed with people being neurodivergent or neurotypical? I’m sitting in a cafe and the girls on the table next me to me are trying to justify their rudeness and selfishness as symptoms of ADHD and are talking about one of their “neurotypical” friends behind her back saying they don’t know how long they can be friends with her because she doesn’t understand how their brains work.

Social media has so hugely influenced people into diagnosing themselves with being neurodivergent to the point where everyone seems to have ADHD nowadays.