Cory Holmes

If you listen to what I have to say, you may want to get your head examined.

[Cory Holmes @CeeJayplus199]

@ItsJRE Haha Definitely LE and maybe GD.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

𝗙𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵.

[Cory Holmes @CeeJayplus199]

@ItsJRE @RVsmtown What are your thoughts on SBS and Wendy's injury?

[Cory Holmes @CeeJayplus199]

@amstutsman I would settle for a quiet room.

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

This is a death threat, Representative. Clearly, you shouldn't own an AR-15—and neither should anyone else.

[Cory Holmes @CeeJayplus199]

@IsaiahHightower You went to the show tonight? No shit I swore I saw you at the arena. Caught me off guard so I didn't even think to say what's up before you were gone. Glad to see you enjoyed it! 💣🔥

[Cory Holmes @CeeJayplus199]

@tsamneb @UnderoathBand Broooooo... I don't know yet if I can swing this tour, but I saw No Fix and it was suuuuch a good show. Way better than when I saw them at C-Stone. I really connected to this album.

[Cory Holmes @CeeJayplus199]

@tsamneb Have you seen the news show they have on Facebook?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Today’s Falcon launch carries 2 SpaceX test satellites for global broadband. If successful, Starlink constellation will serve least served.

[CNN @CNN]

The US has held military parades before. This is what they looked like: https://t.co/YeKwrGVyTl

[Cory Holmes @CeeJayplus199]

@rsnider99 You can tell it's an Aspen by the way it is...

[Cory Holmes @CeeJayplus199]

lulz https://t.co/f5TnOQBaMX

[Dr. Neb @tsamneb]

i love when you go to some hip restaurant and they ask you "have you been here before" and you say "no" and they say "okay, let me tell you how this works." like, thank you for explaining how to order, consume, and pay for food. this is foreign concept to me.

[Cory Holmes @CeeJayplus199]

@tsamneb Also thank you. Lol

[Cory Holmes @CeeJayplus199]

@tsamneb Woah woah woah. I've been offline the last 24 hours or so. What did I miss?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Last pic of Starman in Roadster on its journey to Mars orbit and then the Asteroid Belt https://t.co/IWSjRyTr8V

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

When the zombie apocalypse happens, you’ll be glad you bought a flamethrower. Works against hordes of the undead or your money back!

[Cory Holmes @CeeJayplus199]

Fucking sweet https://t.co/j7H5eVMfty

[Hubble @NASAHubble]

Sorry, but we won't be tweeting/responding to replies during the government shutdown. Also, all public NASA activities and events are cancelled or postponed until further notice. We'll be back as soon as possible! Sorry for the inconvenience.

[Cory Holmes @CeeJayplus199]

Retweet everyday until Spring 2019 https://t.co/3wypgH7Dp5

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Yup. We got the band back together. Another season of Cosmos is officially real. “COSMOS: Possible Worlds” To air on @FOXTV & @NatGeoChannnel in a year — Spring 2019. Be there.