Chris James

Musician, Former Competitive Gamer, Liverpool's 2nd Greatest Bass Player. Ocarina of Time Enthusiast.

[Chris James @CeeJonTour]

@lucahjin OoT is my favourite game. I've watched quite a handful of people experience the game. You're still the only person to call Zelda a cunt.

[Chris James @CeeJonTour]

@Nick___Collins The "We built this city" slogan probably refers to the fact that Everton built all 3 football stadiums this side of the water. I'm a red myself but haven't covered yourself in glory here I'm afraid.

[Chris James @CeeJonTour]

If Nuno isn't showing this to the West Ham dressing room before kick off them I don't know what he's doing.

[Chris James @CeeJonTour]

@Doopzii You're lighter than me now lad. You're a true soldier.

[Chris James @CeeJonTour]

@JaskiLFC Senegal.
Nicholas Jackson up top.
Ndiaye and Gueye from Everton
Diouf and left back

[Chris James @CeeJonTour]

@AnythingLFC_ Mate, these loonies would've topped themselves 2 weeks into Hodgson.

[Chris James @CeeJonTour]

@lfc_lance Olivier Giroud, surely.

[Chris James @CeeJonTour]

At the start of the season, we were slating other fanbases for trying to shit on our parade with pointless screenshot with zero context. To see "fans" turn like this and base an opinion on a snapshot like this. Genuinely pathetic. Go back to supporting Chelsea or Watford.

[𝗕𝗼𝗯𝗯𝘆™ @bobby_role]

Slot hates him 😭

[Chris James @CeeJonTour]

@QuotesOfXFM "Have ya heard about the baby that came out after 30 years?"

Don't talk shit.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The world's oldest baby has been born from an embryo frozen in 1994

Thaddeus Daniel Pierce is over 30 years old despite being born July 26, 2025

[Chris James @CeeJonTour]

@Doopzii Warrior lad.

[Chris James @CeeJonTour]

@Doopzii Met you for the first time at i50 back in Dec 2013. Ever since the start of your weight loss journey I've been proud and astounded at your progress, lad. After your skin surgery you'll be lighter than me. Keep it up lad. GL in RWF for Mana Forge Omega. I'm just aiming for curve.

[Chris James @CeeJonTour]

@UtdBloke_ 🇺🇾

[Chris James @CeeJonTour]

Nice one, Ten Hag. Always thought you were sound.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚫️ Jarell Quansah to Bayer Leverkusen, here we go! Deal agreed for £30m initial fee plus £5m add-ons.

𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥: Liverpool will have a 𝐛𝐮𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 for Quansah to keep future control of the player.❗️

Contract until June 2030. ✅🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Chris James @CeeJonTour]

The sheer amount of Copium being snorted in this thread is a great form of schadenfreude

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Call me a fool if this guy gets 10 Premier League goals next season

[Chris James @CeeJonTour]

@empireofthekop With his poncho on he looks like someone's da who's been dragged to Big Weekend in Sefton Park.

[Chris James @CeeJonTour]

@shornKOOMINS Always have to remind myself that this bloke played Jim Hawkins in Muppet Treasure Island

[Chris James @CeeJonTour]

Tbf to the Pope, hitting Double pneumonia is a hell of a checkout.

[Chris James @CeeJonTour]

Go ahead and wrap your arms around me...

[Chris James @CeeJonTour]

@SlamJam101 @gw850 @HeroMalak sorry, was that Gillingham in the championship??

[Chris James @CeeJonTour]

@teamspeak @SurvivalServers @HeroMalak @SlamJam101 .......Chip Butties!