Courtney Kampa

Author of Our Lady of Not Asking Why

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I am determined to ban assault weapons in this country. I did it once before, and I’ll do it again.

[Courtney Kampa @CeeKingKay]

@baughwoman Omg you’re everything

[Tami Burages @tburages]

MANCHIN says to CNN that his refusal to end the filibuster is because “Jan 6 changed me” and “you can’t have this many people split that they want to go to war with each other.”

He’s blaming BOTH SIDES for 1/6.

And REWARDING Rs by giving them the key to total obstruction.

[Courtney Kampa @CeeKingKay]

@ThisisDavina your ignorance and lack of empathy for women traumatized, abused, frightened, oftentimes murdered after being sexual assaulted, is appalling. If you know so many good men, & I believe you do, put the ball in their court to help do something. But do NOT shame women.

[Courtney Kampa @CeeKingKay]

"Designated Survivor" is truly the poor man's "Scandal," but I kinda prefer it?

[Courtney Kampa @CeeKingKay]

“His predictability made him vulnerable.” - Neal Bascomb

[Courtney Kampa @CeeKingKay]

I'd forgotten how utterly DARK Mansfield Park is.

[Sam Adler-Bell @SamAdlerBell]

the Dua Lipa experience is hearing a song you've heard a million times and going "who is this" and somebody says "Dua Lipa" and then you immediately forget again

[Courtney Kampa @CeeKingKay]

"coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous."

[Courtney Kampa @CeeKingKay]

Hate to admit it, but I LOVE 5?seconds of summer’s song “Youngblood”

[Courtney Kampa @CeeKingKay]

I adore Christmas, but to be honest, I ABHOR pop singers’ attempt at Christmas songs. Please don’t.

[Courtney Kampa @CeeKingKay]

“You have to make some noise if you want to be heard.”

[Courtney Kampa @CeeKingKay]

“You can take the books off your head, cause we’re done posturing.”

[Courtney Kampa @CeeKingKay]

It’s genuinely not some kind of gimmick to be worried about falling asleep with pens in your hair. Multiple end up in my bun by the end of the day.

[Courtney Kampa @CeeKingKay]

sometimes I watch a Pixar movie all by myself, and literally can't handle it's tender humanity. Ratatouille right now. I can't! 😂

[Courtney Kampa @CeeKingKay]

Hey, huge contact lens companies! When will you adjust your very smartly made lenses for the 63% of females who wear them (and women are 49% of the world) to BE RESISTANT TO MAKEUP SPLOTCHES FROM BLINKING THAT RUIN OUR VISION/DAY?!?!

[Courtney Kampa @CeeKingKay]

Rewatching seasons of Masterchef with @willyj1234. My reigning question: why are all the celebrity pastry chefs they bring on, who are masters of creating lovely, sweet things, so DEAD behind the eyes?! 😂

[Courtney Kampa @CeeKingKay]

Sorry Jonas Brothers, I’m here for ya, but really I’m kinda only here for Joe’s voice.

[Courtney Kampa @CeeKingKay]

Quarantine has taught me to really love Taylor Swift’s music. There, I said it.

[Courtney Kampa @CeeKingKay]

@DianeEricson7 I’m so sorry ms Erickson - I didn’t intend harm I was just trying to spotlight really beautiful writing.

[Courtney Kampa @CeeKingKay]

am I the only one who gets really emotional from the Gettysburg Address? It's genuinely the best poem ever written.