C-let Keen

I like flaws and feel more comfortable around people who have them. I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions. A.burroughs

[C-let Keen @Cee_Lett]

HEAR YE! HEAR YE!

[mrs. patel (she/her) @mrspatelsays]

A thread.

So I’ll hand it to the government. Pretty evil genius of them to pit parents against teachers. Take the two most invested parties in the lives of children, create a false conflict between them, sit back, relax, eat popcorn, and watch the country go to shit.

[C-let Keen @Cee_Lett]

@Xfinity for the love of all things good and just, please halt the airing of your commercial with the fire alarm. My dog goes crazy EVERY SINGLE TIME. It’s tearing the house apart.

[C-let Keen @Cee_Lett]

A sentence that was never spoken until now
“I need you to go through your old Barbie & American girl doll clothes to find a white shirt I can put an @Eagles logo on it for Wiener.”
*wiener is the frat house hamster my mom has obtained guardianship over. #greasethepoles #GoBirds

[C-let Keen @Cee_Lett]

@morelifetoliz It’s a coupon. 10 cents off.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a little presentation

[C-let Keen @Cee_Lett]

Finally started @TedLasso and I needed this so badly at this current moment.

[C-let Keen @Cee_Lett]

@catnappah @Hyundai Guess I’ll start using my savings for a home as an emergency savings for a new car since we know my @Hyundai is going to die the in august after it’s all paid off.

[C-let Keen @Cee_Lett]

@catnappah @Hyundai Unless you want to have the constant anxiety if your car is going to break down while driving. And who can afford that in America these days?

[C-let Keen @Cee_Lett]

Love this weekly #housing conversation I have with my @trulia addicted mother. #HousingCrisis

[Bethany Cosentino @BethanyCoast]

listen, I am trying to trust the process but I am also exhausted by it baby

[C-let Keen @Cee_Lett]

All I can see is Danny Devito knees #Kravis

[C-let Keen @Cee_Lett]

Middle Schoolers will always gas you up after getting your hair done and it’s why I stay in education.

[C-let Keen @Cee_Lett]

Happy teacher appreciation to the man who was everyone’s teacher. And thank you to the girl who recorded this, I cherish it. https://t.co/tyr2jL4YPr

[C-let Keen @Cee_Lett]

An email sent at 12:17 AM. But truly, doesn’t everyone’s grandmom have a bit of Livia attitude? #TheSopranos

[C-let Keen @Cee_Lett]

I have a specific complaint to @AldiUSA about the Clancey’s White Cheddar Popcorn. It has become less cheesey over the last two months and I’m devistated. It was my favorite snack to keep in my desk.

[C-let Keen @Cee_Lett]

One of my favorite shirts, armpit hole and all. @newfoundglory #Tunesday a moment of silence for all the ex boyfriends who lost clothing to ex girlfriends

[C-let Keen @Cee_Lett]

My shirt doesn’t say “Notorious BIG” so my students have no idea who this is. cool cool cool. #Tunesday #partyandbullshit

[C-let Keen @Cee_Lett]

A student made fun of my pants and it took a lot of restraint to not make fun of how they cried in 2nd period @billyjoel #bigshot #Tunesday

[C-let Keen @Cee_Lett]

New middle school trauma with masks optional:

“Yooooo your face is weird!”
“I didn’t know you looked like that.”
“Keep that mask on, you’re scaring people.”
#teaching #edutwitter

[C-let Keen @Cee_Lett]

I need season 2. Not want, NEED. @NormalGossip @mckinneykelsey