Chris Julian

Travelling salesman. Big fan of the radio, running, condiments, comedy, hockey, cricket. Husband to a 💛 councillor. Father of 2 legends in the making.

[Chris Julian @Ceeeeee_J]

@Zafarcakes "Be the Best" is a bit ambitious for my liking. "Be Quite Good" might be a more realistic target?

[Chris Julian @Ceeeeee_J]

Spotted @wasimakramlive fragrance on sale at Rivington Services.

I asked the chap serving if it smelled of inswinging yorkers.

He laughed and said you need to apply it in the block hole!

[Chris Julian @Ceeeeee_J]

McVAR

[Chris Julian @Ceeeeee_J]

Preach

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

Great weather if you enjoy sweating like a cunt

[Chris Julian @Ceeeeee_J]

@sheilaoliver16 My bad. You spelt it correctly. I assumed it was like Jane Austen.

[Chris Julian @Ceeeeee_J]

@sheilaoliver16 You spelt his name wrong.

[Marc Riley ⚽️🍺🐳 @marcrileydj]

There was a lot of this going on at Super Furries last night. Proper pisser. People there for the ‘event’ not the music,

[Chris Julian @Ceeeeee_J]

I'm on 1 "Bag For Life" a day now.
#sustainable

[Chris Julian @Ceeeeee_J]

Paging @dank_ackroyd

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

Just remembered how Cilla Black used to eat oranges with Oxo cubes rubbed onto them as a snack. Absolutely unhinged

[Chris Julian @Ceeeeee_J]

@MattChorley The chimney really needs topping with a top hat @stockporthats

[Chris Julian @Ceeeeee_J]

@Cine_vichaar Utopia 🇬🇧

[Chris Julian @Ceeeeee_J]

Walking into a new room, instantly assessing the route to the nearest toilet, like Jason Bourne.

[Chris Julian @Ceeeeee_J]

@dank_ackroyd Another guaranteed vote winner in the Husko party manifesto 🫡

[Chris Julian @Ceeeeee_J]

If there is one thing I have learnt on Twitter, there will usually be a banging @dank_ackroyd tweet relevant to current political shenanigans.

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

Happy Birthday Peter Mandelson

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

The British government learnt of the data leak in August 2023.

24k Afghans secretly granted asylum, costing British taxpayers up to £7 billion.

The government covered it up.

Who was in government?

Home Secretary: Suella Braverman

Immigration Minister: Robert Jenrick

[Chris Julian @Ceeeeee_J]

To be fair to FIFA, they did award their Peace prize to Trump last year.

[Chris Julian @Ceeeeee_J]

@RoryTrackr Excellent Gif game 💣

[Chris Julian @Ceeeeee_J]

@DarrenMatt82242 #AntsBants

[Chris Julian @Ceeeeee_J]

A shame Pants is off, otherwise we could have had Pants Vs ants. #bbccricket

[Chris Julian @Ceeeeee_J]

@DarrenMatt82242 I'd expect some chants regarding ants on Pants in Hants.