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[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

one thing bout my music taste is i’m gonna listen to ANYTHING that sounds good to my ears, REAL sound has no rules

[Texas Softball @TexasSoftball]

woke up champs 😉

#HookEm

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

you can tell a person's in a very dark place when a fortune cookie means a lot to them

[ese 🍃 @fw_ese]

if we smokin & you bring up aliens & shii, we smokin again

[Jack @jackunheard]

Whoa. UFC Fighter Sean Strickland calls Bad Bunny a “f*ggot” and RIPS into the NFL for choosing him for the Super Bowl.

“How do we f**king ruin it? How do we gay it up? Bring in a gay foreigner who doesn’t speak English? Get the f**k out. Pathetic.”

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

we don’t give a fuck lol we don’t think of you at all

[KrissyTheMua🎨🖌 @KrissyTheMua]

Pot roast be done in 45 min

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

“THE ONE, BIG, BEAUTIFUL BILL” has PASSED the House of Representatives! This is arguably the most significant piece of Legislation that will ever be signed in the History of our Country! The Bill includes MASSIVE Tax CUTS, No Tax on Tips, No Tax on Overtime, Tax Deductions when you purchase an American Made Vehicle, along with strong Border Security measures, Pay Raises for our ICE and Border Patrol Agents, Funding for the Golden Dome, “TRUMP Savings Accounts” for newborn babies, and much more! Great job by Speaker Mike Johnson, and the House Leadership, and thank you to every Republican who voted YES on this Historic Bill! Now, it’s time for our friends in the United States Senate to get to work, and send this Bill to my desk AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! There is no time to waste. The Democrats have lost control of themselves, and are aimlessly wandering around, showing no confidence, grit, or determination. They have forgotten their landslide loss in the Presidential Election, and are warped in the past, hoping someday to revive Open Borders for the World’s criminals to be able to pour into our Country, men to be able to play in women’s sports, and transgender for everybody. They don’t realize that these things, and so many more like them, will NEVER AGAIN happen!

[Agent God's Favorite @NOUGLYTHOTS]

If my wife ever becomes paralyzed.

Just know I’m still eating that paralussy.

[hoecrusher👹 锄头破碎机 @baseballmemes03]

used all the butter in the house to make cookies that sucked

[JAE4RM901 🏌🏾‍♂️ @JaeDaPlugg]

S/o to her protecting the weed smokers

[ᴄᴏʟᴇ @CREAMYCOLE]

Me in the stands after Ja Morant hits a 3

[Steph 👗✂️ @itzsteppie]

I just found out that creating fake scenarios in your head is a mental disorder. 🙂

[rondo. @Koffy_9]

Crying cuz this just appeared on my TL

[Funny Family Guy Clips @jizz_sniper]

Taking at a shit at work past 4 PM is equivalent to a QB kneel. Just running out the clock

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

Name the game