PositivePotato

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In search of truth.

[Mahaddeen⚓ @MahammanMasaba]

@sucrosepapii @Mikedotcoza It’s okay your page says everything about you. You wish you were white

[PositivePotato @Ceegret]

@AmmyWith It has to be available, otherwise that's a clear procedural fairness issue. Lawyers will smile to the Federal Court.

[Karen Tumulty @ktumulty]

My late cousin, who I adored and miss every day, once said to me: Never make fun of someone for mispronouncing a word. It means they learned it by reading.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Why do kids cry when they wake up. Just wake up. Fuck is u crying for😭

[Edgar Allen Poe @allenakinkunle]

People: Omg, he killed a baby. That's horrible

Nigerians: And so what? He has money and you don't.

[PositivePotato @Ceegret]

We decided to replace snacks with fruits and I am realizing that fruits are very expensive. My son eat six apples a day. My daughter eats a pack of grapes in two days. Juice and cookies don't seem so bad anymore.

[LEGAH @Legah_tr_]

If you see your father at this kind of gathering, go and ask him for money. If he refuses, someone else there will give you the money 😂

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Popular pastor trends online and it’s not because of his sermons

https://t.co/H6HzcM9NlV

[Tosin.X @Dontee___]

Naija TikTok is a unique place.

Someone will scam you of ₦10m because you wanted to buy gold or foodstuff from him. Instead of the police, you’ll report him to a popular TikTok person who will now invite both of you on TikTok Live… and the scammer will actually show up 🤣🤣

[PositivePotato @Ceegret]

The type of clients I spend my Sundays praying against.

[POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia]

He was charged for s£xual assault & on his arrest, he still assaulted a female detective. 💔

Jai! will be lonnnnggg 😭

[Sadiq G sadiq @sadiqGsadiq]

Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans, and the world will continue on without you.

[PositivePotato @Ceegret]

At this stage of my life, the best gifts are experiences - massage, spa, body treatments, just self care and wellness packages. ❤️❤️

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week.

[PositivePotato @Ceegret]

It's so weird to think about, but there are only 365 days in a year. One of those ordinary days will be the day you die,maybe 5 or 10 years from now.

[Fr Joseph Hudson @acloudofsaints]

You do not have unlimited time.
Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans, and the world will continue on without you.

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday. “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.”

I said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”

The DEA officer verbally exploded, saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!” Reaching into his back pocket, the officer pulled out his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this freaking badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish… on ANY land! No questions asked or answers given! Do I make myself clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull! With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer and it seemed likely that he’d get gored before reaching safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

So, I threw down my tools, ran to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs.

“Your badge, show him your freaking BADGE!!!”

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

We don’t just have a culture of corruption.

We have a culture of small gods.

Everyone wants to be feared somewhere:

At the gate.
At the counter.
At the office.
At the checkpoint.

That’s the real addiction.

[Queen 🌸 🇨🇦 @lekki8721]

@ejykmykel1 @Mazi_Chinonso1 😂

[EJIKEME🇳🇴🇳🇬 @ejykmykel1]

The realest, most honest advice I've heard in recent times. May God richly bless this young journalist.

Imagine telling the whole country to fast 100 days for peace to happen.

This "so called" men of God must really think everyone is d^ft.