Charlotte Jayne

Mummy, Analyst, Geek.

[Charlotte Jayne @Ceejay123x]

@onedeliveryuk @onedeliveryuk I've just had one of your franchise managers condescending and being nasty on the phone for five minutes because I complained that my order is now 1hr 25 minutes since I ordered. Refusing to let me cancel and talking down to me. What is the complaints procedure?

[Charlotte Jayne @Ceejay123x]

@onedeliveryuk I've just had one of your franchise managers condescending and being nasty on the phone for five minutes because I complained that my order is now 1hr 25 minutes since I ordered. Refusing to let me cancel and talking down to me. What is the complaints procedure?

[Charlotte Jayne @Ceejay123x]

First time on Twitter in a long time.. I take it it's exam results time... #ExamResults

[Charlotte Jayne @Ceejay123x]

Because.. #WhyNot

[Charlotte Jayne @Ceejay123x]

Absolutely loving my boys 😘 couldn't ask for better kids.

[Charlotte Jayne @Ceejay123x]

Waste of space ex's. #WelcomeToMyLife 😂

[Charlotte Jayne @Ceejay123x]

Sick of tired of being sick and tired - Ha. !

[Charlotte Jayne @Ceejay123x]

This year is looking up :)

[Charlotte Jayne @Ceejay123x]

Passed my probation ! Amazing #HappyGirl #WorkingMummy

[Charlotte Jayne @Ceejay123x]

It's fun and games until we both get hurt
We play with fire cause we like the way it burns.

[Charlotte Jayne @Ceejay123x]

Bloody freezing.!!

[Charlotte Jayne @Ceejay123x]

@SFCHarris_1 @adamhillscomedy @Joga5 And my mum was the one that shouted dogging. Kill me now.

[Charlotte Jayne @Ceejay123x]

@adamhillscomedy when your mum shouts out dogging and starts off an alphabet orgy... sorry Adam. #DontGoOutWithYourMum

[Charlotte Jayne @Ceejay123x]

Work is going so well. Loving it 😊

[Charlotte Jayne @Ceejay123x]

Fully monty soon with the missus 😂

[Charlotte Jayne @Ceejay123x]

@CM6792 good luck!

[Charlotte Jayne @Ceejay123x]

How did I end up with two children in my bed last night for cuddles... and neither of them were the baby!😂

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

If your A level results are disappointing, don't worry. I got a C and two Us, and I'm currently on a superyacht in the Med.

[Charlotte Jayne @Ceejay123x]

Why is traffic so terrible through derby at this time?