Chris Morris

Rackmanesque landlord and complete tosspot. NOT the comedy genius creator of Brass Eye, The Day Today.....infact not a genius in any shape or form.

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@mrjamesob Meet the new hell, same as the old hell.....

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@softcellhq @BBC Where I live in Forest Gate, London E7 it's regularly trotted out by locals that you recorded Tainted Love in a studio located in Sebert Rd (E7). Is this an urban myth? I can't find any written evidence to prove this. Everything I can find states it was recorded at Advision.

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@NewhamLondon What about a revised refuse collection schedule being posted? 2 weeks to Xmas and still nothing.

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@no_public_ip @British_Airways Brit Airways are an utter disgrace. The world's worst airline. Always letting passengers down.

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@robinince @ProfBrianCox @BlackwellsMcr @borderlinesfest @SidmouthScience @GriffinBooksUK You might want to have a word with the Albert Hall marketing guys. They've got 'Robert Ince and Brian Cox' going out on emaiks🤦

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@66_rbt My role model!

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@East_Cheam_Lad @Billythekerr1 My favourite Hancock episode 👍

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@66_rbt After extensive research I think this is looking east along Westbourne Park , close to the Portobello Rd junction. The pub sign is the Warwick Castle. The people in the foreground are outside what is now Nuline.

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@jamjar74 Don't come on Twitter very often!

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@jamjar74 That Areola's a bit of a tit

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@66_rbt Way better than any cod-opera nonsense attempted by Queen.

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@RammyDarkside Voted Trumpton Riots out of loyalty even though 'This Charming Man' is the best song on this list.

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@Biditasadiq Phoar!!!!!!!

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@StuartMaconie Will you be talking about and signing copies of the new book at Laugharne next month?

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@outonbluesix Last of the Summer Wine for Garth Marenghi's Dark Place

[Chris Morris @Ceejayemm]

@TheWansteadtap But would we be offered the choice of jokes from the red book or the blue book?

[Daniel Routledge @dan_routledge]

But I thought you said they had "no chance" of qualifying for Tokyo 2020 when you cut the funding? Like that was *exactly* why you cut the funding wasn't it? Because you *knew* they had no chance. Wow, so maybe the much vaunted system isn't always right eh? #whoknew 🤔

[Chris Morris @Ceejayemm]

@Biditasadiq I keep being referred to this tweet. What on earth does it mean?!!!

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@Sathnam @thetimes 'The Wit to Woo'... A pamphlet written by Sidney Bliss of The Wedded Bliss Marriage Agency in 'Carry On Loving'

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@Biditasadiq I have no memory of this!