Cejae Scotchmer

Fate loves the fearless.

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So apparently @McDonalds makes Big Macs without burgers these days??

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@ellieekyp I feel this on a spiritual level

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Someone make it make sense https://t.co/6X3Opu2yO2

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@dog_rates

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

#TeamAlwaysSleepin

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Sign the petition. Sha'Carri Richardson suspended from the Olympics! #LetShaCarriRun https://t.co/IPdfGNJCt8

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Trevor told me if I could fit a king size bed up the stairs and into our room bed let Murphy sleep in the bed. So guess who’s calling a contractor tomorrow?

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I’m bothered because I bought a chocolate bar that the serving size is 1/3 of a bar but it’s divided into 8 pieces

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Please share. This is a wonderful family and it would mean the world for them to get these photos of their daughter back 💗

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A Greece mom is distraught and asking for the community’s help after her camera was stolen at Fairport Canal Days. She says to her family, this camera means everything.
https://t.co/JnTCjbZdFx

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You ever want to tell someone that they did something to upset you, but then decide you don’t want to deal with the argument to follow when they tell you you’re being sensitive or do you have a backbone?

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Trev called my coffee zoomie juice today so from now on that’s what I’m calling it

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@BurgerKing not too impressed with our experience tonight at one of your Rochester locations. Had to wait to order with only one car in line at the window already. Our drinks were spilling out of the cup all over the car. The order was wrong and part was forgotten.

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#NewProfilePic

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@gingered10 I have friends trying to buy a house and they got outbid offering $50k over asking in CASH and they got bid by some that offered $85k over in cash as well. The housing market is wild right now

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Trevor and I are in agreement that we love our dog more than each other. That’s healthy right?

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You know when you think about it the only major difference between puppies and babies is fur

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@DNaps17 Give him the ole switcheroo

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Trev was asleep when I got home (usual) and I barely make it to my side of the bed and he demands I come snuggle him.

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I’ve learned this the hard way. 👇🏼

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Tonight’s edition of sleepy Trev: he played pong in his sleep. As far as I can tell he’s winning, sank the first cup