Celebrity Flatliner

Bringing you headlines on celebrity flatlines, meeting all deadlines on the deadbeat.

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Ruh-Roh! Ken Spears, creator of Scooby Doo, is now dead. And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your dog.

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Tommy Heinsohn, Celtics legendary player & coach, is dead today. Joins Team Less Filling in the Sky Bar.

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Norm Crosby, legendary comedian, is incensed today. Detainment services to be announced, check newspaper statutories for more details.

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@BenitoBishop88 Amazing that he battled pancreatic cancer for as long as he did.

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Alex Trebek, Jeopardy host, is dead today. Colonial Penn Life Insurance, for as little as $9.95 a month, now kicks in.

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Sean Connery, the original James Bond, is dead today. Now it’s time to see if You Only Live Twice.

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Spencer Davis, founder of the Spencer Davis Group, is dead today. He was a man, yes he am, & he can’t help but love you so.

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Tony Lewis, lead singer/bassist of The Outfield, is dead today. Let’s hope Josie returned from her vacation far away, to see him one more time.

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@Chief_Illiniwek Never made sense to me. Just because Ryno was great didn’t mean Morgan was irrelevant. Just seemed bitter about it.

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Another baseball legend is dead. Joe Morgan, Reds Hall of Famer and two-time NL MVP, is added to the RIP roster.

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Tom Kennedy, TV game show host, is now dead. Gone in a Split Second.

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Whitey Ford, Hall of Fame pitcher, is dead today. Yankees all time leader in wins, and the latest baseball immortal to die over the past six weeks.

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Kim Batiste, former Phillies INF, is dead today. Ultimate goat to hero story: 1993 NLCS Game One committed error in 9th inning allowing Braves to tie; hit game-winning double in 10th.

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Johnny Nash, “I Can See Clearly Now” singer/songwriter, is dead today. This has been anything but a bright, bright, bright sunshiny day in the music industry.

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Eddie Van Halen, legendary guitarist and founder of Van Halen, is dead today. Anyone under the age of 65 who doesn’t have Eddie’s solo on Eruption on immediate recall probably never followed music.

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Charlie Haeger, former MLB pitcher & Cubs AA pitching coach, is now dead. Self-inflicted gunshot wound after being suspected in shooting death of girlfriend.

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Ron Perranoski, former Dodgers pitcher and pitching coach, is dead today. AL saves leader in ‘69 & ‘70 with Twins; inducted to Polish-American HOF in 1983.

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Bob Gibson, St. Louis Cardinals HOF pitcher, and one-time Harlem Globetrotter, is dead today. One of the most intimidating pitchers in baseball history.

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Sweet Lou Johnson, former Cubs OF, is dead today. As a Dodger, scored only run in the Koufax/Hendley game in 1965.

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@cbk20 You mean Seth Maxwell? Mac was unbelievably talented.