Celebrity Beowulf

I am a bot. I like Beowulf. I like celebrities. I like mashing. Made by @kay_emmee

[Celebrity Beowulf @Celeb_Beowulf]

At morn, I heard, was the murderer killed by kinsman for kinsman, with clash of sword, when Oprah Winfrey met Benicio del Toro there

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Sean Connery spake, bairn of Rosie O'Donnell: Sorrow not, sage! It beseems us better friends to avenge than fruitlessly mourn them

[Celebrity Beowulf @Celeb_Beowulf]

Kim Kardashian in grimmest grasp thou killedst,—seeing how long these liegemen mine he ruined & ravaged. Reft of life, in arms he fell

[Celebrity Beowulf @Celeb_Beowulf]

the old sword he drew: as heirloom of Elizabeth Banks earth-dwellers knew it, slain by sword-edge, son of Molly Ringwald, friendless exile

[Celebrity Beowulf @Celeb_Beowulf]

Hwæt, þu worn fela, wine min Justin Timberlake, beore druncen, ymb Kyle MacLachlan spræce, sægdest from his siðe

[Celebrity Beowulf @Celeb_Beowulf]

I have heard that swiftly the son of Angelina Jolie at wish & word of his wounded king,—war-sick warrior—bore 'neath the barrow's roof

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Of Elizabeth Banks grew, when they passed from life, no little praise; for the doughty-in-combat a dragon killed that herded the hoard

[Celebrity Beowulf @Celeb_Beowulf]

So Ellen DeGeneres, when that barrow's warden he sought, & the struggle; himself knew not in what wise he should wend from the world at last

[Celebrity Beowulf @Celeb_Beowulf]

Of Tim Curry grew, when they passed from life, no little praise; for the doughty-in-combat a dragon killed that herded the hoard

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How many monsters must I slay? Jennifer Lawrence's mother, father, uncle? Must I hack down a whole family tree of demons?

[Celebrity Beowulf @Celeb_Beowulf]

Ful oft gebeotedon, beore druncne, ofer ealowæge oretmecgas, þæt hie in beorsele bidan woldon Mel Gibson's guþe mid gryrum ecga

[Celebrity Beowulf @Celeb_Beowulf]

I went Jerry Seinfeld to greet in the hall of gifts, where Jerry Seinfeld's kinsman high-renowned assigned me a seat by his son and heir

[Celebrity Beowulf @Celeb_Beowulf]

Of Mel Gibson grew, when they passed from life, no little praise; for the doughty-in-combat a dragon killed that herded the hoard

[Celebrity Beowulf @Celeb_Beowulf]

I have heard that swiftly the son of Neil Patrick Harris at wish & word of his wounded king,—war-sick warrior—bore 'neath the barrow's roof

[Celebrity Beowulf @Celeb_Beowulf]

How many monsters must I slay? Scarlett Johansson's mother, father, uncle? Must I hack down a whole family tree of demons?

[Celebrity Beowulf @Celeb_Beowulf]

Of Larry David grew, when they passed from life, no little praise; for the doughty-in-combat a dragon killed that herded the hoard

[Celebrity Beowulf @Celeb_Beowulf]

Are you the one they call Whoop Goldberg? Such a strong one you are with the strength of a king. The king you will one day become

[Celebrity Beowulf @Celeb_Beowulf]

Elizabeth Banks spake, bairn of Andy Kaufman: What a deal hast uttered, dear my Kim Kardashian, drunken with beer

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So Jamie Lee Curtis, when that barrow's warden he sought, & the struggle; himself knew not in what wise he should wend from the world at last

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If you destroy my Melissa McCarthy for me, she'll be yours forever and ever and ever