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@Kaide_Walsh @mickybooble You're a bigoted wee shite. Cheerio

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@Kaide_Walsh @mickybooble Fuck off

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@Kaide_Walsh @mickybooble Indians fought on the British side in WWII. Are Indians British?

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@Kaide_Walsh @mickybooble So no evidence that the EU considers the Irish a subculture of British?

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@Kaide_Walsh @mickybooble People in India speak English. Aye they all British?

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@Kaide_Walsh @mickybooble I'm not British though.

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Unknown reasons. https://t.co/JyZXCUSPDq

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@Kaide_Walsh @mickybooble I can't imagine why they'd be keener on the EU than they are on the British

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@Kaide_Walsh @mickybooble What do you mean Irish people? Do you mean citizens of a sovereign nation which fought a bloody war against its occupier to reverse the colonial project? Those non-British Irish?

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@Kaide_Walsh @mickybooble They're Irish people in Ireland.

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@Kaide_Walsh @mickybooble When my dad moved to Britain the signs on pubs said no Irish. You're on your own with this odd and idiosyncratic version of reality. Keeping insisting though. I bet you're right and the Irish are wrong.

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@Kaide_Walsh @mickybooble There is no Irish diaspora in Ireland.

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@Kaide_Walsh @mickybooble So African Americans are still slaves because legally their ancestors were.

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@Kaide_Walsh @mickybooble You're ploughing a lonely furrow.

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@Kaide_Walsh @mickybooble Yes. I'm descended from Germanic Gaels.

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@Kaide_Walsh @mickybooble Same people. Pfft.

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@Kaide_Walsh @mickybooble Your effort to impose your own national identity on people of other nations is doomed to failure.

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@CarpenterWelles @DodgesHan @labourlewis @DPJHodges Two wrongs don't make the right right.