Celebrities Dying

Breaking news about celebrities passing away

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Meryl Streep :(

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Mitch McConnell is dead as a doornail but aside from that he’s doing quite well

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Susan Collins just died btw

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Justice Samuel Alito has not retired, but he has, in fact, died

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Mitch McConnell died again

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Barney Franked

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Sting died of hantavirus

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Ted Turner passed away many, many years ago

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Clavicular died for an amazing reason

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Chuck Norris drowned in toilet

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Kristi Noem got shot in the head by her dog

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All of the NYPD officers who were hit by snowballs have passed away

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Mitch McConnell has died of monkeypox

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Have you guys heard of poop??? Fucking crazy!

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Died.

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

Statement from Sen. Fetterman’s Spokesperson:

“During an early morning walk, Senator Fetterman sustained a fall near his home in Braddock.

Out of an abundance of caution, he was transported to a hospital in Pittsburgh.

Upon evaluation, it was established he had a ventricular fibrillation flare-up that led to Senator Fetterman feeling light-headed, falling to the ground and hitting his face with minor injuries.

Senator Fetterman had this to say: ‘If you thought my face looked bad before, wait until you see it now!’

He is doing well and receiving routine observation at the hospital. He has opted to stay so doctors can fine-tune his medication regimen.

Senator Fetterman is grateful for the EMTs, doctors, and nurses who are providing his care.”

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Cum!!!!!! ☺️

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Taylor Swift has been flushed down the toilet with peepee and poopy

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Taylor Swift releases ‘The Life of a Showgirl (Track by Track Version).’

Each song is preceded by a voice note introducing the track.

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Taylor Swift died for the 500th time

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This guy died

[Daniel @ZONEofTECH]

Ahhh…this is…not good.

My Samsung Galaxy Ring’s battery started swelling. While it’s on my finger 😬. And while I’m about to board a flight 😬

Now I cannot take it off and this thing hurts.

Any quick suggestions @SamsungUK @SamsungMobileUS?

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Tragic update today. Immediately upon exiting the hospital, Mr. Kirk banged his head on a telephone pole, causing him to immediately pass away. He’s fucking gone.

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Fantastic news. We are hearing from our sources that Charlie Kirk is expected to be released from the hospital tomorrow.

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Charlie Kirk is recovering in the hospital after having been shot in the neck last week. He gets better & better every day.