Chris Norman

Mostly sport.

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@JoeyRich1983 @henrywinter I thought that was last season, when two 20+ strikers, the manager, captain and goalkeeper were all poached?

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@UpTheRs "Why can't they stick to the approved copy and paste songbook?" isnt quite the flex you think it is.

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@MelvinaGunner I mean, its a bit of a weird flex after Arteta pinched Brentford's set piece coach and then still complained when we scored a set piece goal against him, but ok...

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@JustLorimer @Number10cat @JohnCleese Of course it does, when John is publicly musing why the BBC isnt covering an event that happened ages ago. And when they did actually cover it. Hope that helps, Justin 👍

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@JohnCleese What were you expecting?

"Tonight we bring you news of a devastating earthquake in Indonesia, and more gold for Team GB in the European Championships. But first, live pictures from Maidstone where a few dozen people with flags are walking through the high street."

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@AcciesColin @ITVSport "Guys, can you find me a Scottish player who has played in a World Cup and has some decent broadcasting experience?"

Craig Burley is available, boss?

"Oh. Ok. Never mind".

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@finbak07 @JrVaide @historicinc_ An industrial area? It's 1 minute walk from Kew Bridge 🤣

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@Kurtisljm @OlIyCFC Some would say it has actually been for the last 22 years 🤔

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@DaveHo1mes While you are right, and it probably would kill us, I do quite like to prospect of trying to convince my wife that a midweek trip to Estonia in October constitutes a romantic getaway.

But it wont happen anyway, so there's that.

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@peteroh1963 @I_amMukhtar To be fair, totally misunderstanding the meaning of a word is something I would entirely expect of Peter O'Hanrahanrahan

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@TheChauffeur_ Worth remembering that they practically drew a line through Kayode's elbow to rule Joao Pedro's goal onside. Both decisions harsh, but yesterday's gets talked about more because it ruined the big comeback storyline, which I do get...

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@Harlequins Concede try. Win penalty from restart. Kick to corner. Lose lineout. Concede try. Win penalty from restart. Kick to corner. Lose lineout. Concede try. Win penalty from restart. Kick to corner. Lose lineout. Concede try. Turn off TV.

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@Bill_Wakabi @footballontnt Brentford have been doing long throw routines since they were in the Championship. How long does everybody need? 🤣

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@HammersUnited2 A more accurate one

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@Beesotted I guess he would be aiming for the Enhanced Games?

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@Glinner Hope you've got over the disappointment of the pro-trans angle being debunked, man. Maybe next time?

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@andrewlawrence https://t.co/WNOUwNwL23

And what's your track record when you disagreed with his views?

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Even now that he's left Twitter, the cunt can't shut up about it.

https://t.co/yHLGoeT0Ft

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@HenrySpenc75401 @bfckxvvv Old Jimmy here thinks he grabbed himself a bargain if he pays with Klarna. 😆

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@_skelex @zerocruel @AaronBastani @technopopulist Every stage had all artists livestreamed on iPlayer. Bob Vylan's set wasn't on BBC 1 or 2. So this wasn't a thing.

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@TiceRichard Angry shouty populist bravely boycotts event he had no intention of attending in the first place 👌