Celeste Best

An anonymous blog written by a dirty minded mom who hates having to censor herself, but doesn't want to embarrass the fuck out of her in-laws.

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

All hail, Queen Batibat.

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

Whenever I'm in a public space, I think about what would happen if a mass shooting broke out. It's a constant, low-level anxiety that follows me everywhere. I wonder if it's just me. I don't think it is.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

Thesmophoria was an all-woman festival in honor of Demeter, held in late October/ November, across Ancient Greece. Plants associated with this festival were pennyroyal & pine - known abortifacients. It’s been suggested the Thesmophoria was actually a celebration of birth control.

[butters @yung_butters]

british people be having sex like:

mmmm yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on good heavens i’m arriving

[Sex Work in Canada & Beyond @CanadianSexPro]

The forgotten role of sex workers at Stonewall https://t.co/gWsxgXDXlS

[Jason Domino [SFW account] @TheJasonDomino]

I’m upset to see erasure of sex workers as foundation of the Stonewall movement as if removing us sanitizers the campaign to be socially acceptable.
No, sex workers fought against police brutality & clients murdering SWs, they fought against poverty. Not just sexuality equality.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Today I’m thinking of the fathers who can’t be with their children because they were ripped from their sons and daughters at the border. The fathers who can’t celebrate today because they can’t afford bail. The fathers who are deployed. Don’t forget them. #FathersDay

[Delta Of Venus @Delta_ofVenus]

Taking charge in mid-1800s France.

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

If gays can trick angry heterosexuals into performing a parade, we might be too powerful.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

"Mars (of which the Moon is a part)" Umm... no it's not. Maybe you should use part of the $72.4M you requested of Congress to establish a 6th military branch called the Space Force to study Astronomy. Seriously. Go force yourself.
All the best from a galaxy far, far away, Mar🐫

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

Characteristics of couples in long-term relationships who continue to have a fulfilling sex life over the decades:
They’re friends (trust, emotionally responsive)
They prioritize sex and set aside time to have sex
(Dr. Emily Nagoski speaking at Canadian Women in Med conference)

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

random person on twitter: haha you're fat

me: I look & feel amazing

random person: but I just made fun of you

me: *eats cheese*

rp: what's wrong with you?

me: *eats a pie*

rp: you're supposed to feel ashamed

me: *eats a cake whilst another historian writes a book about me*

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Over eight years, $30m total, mostly for security because Pres. Obama prioritized military courses over private clubs.

Trump over 2.5 years: $102m total

You’re welcome, Sweetie.

[Celeste Best @CelesteBestBlog]

@Malice666Mcmunn Sent you a lil love 🥰

[Celeste Best @CelesteBestBlog]

Chills.

[Natalie Montelongo @natimontelongo]

@madortiz1 @dianelyssa this is corny Bc I work for him and am clearly biased, but I still get chills every time I see this video

[maygin mcewen 🖖🏻 ♈ 🏳️‍🌈⛤♂☠🔥☯️ @mayginmcewen]

PSA: If you know of any school-aged students in need of breakfast and lunch this summer, simply text "FOOD" to 877877 and you'll receive a message with the closest location where they can get free summer meals.

I asked if this is 4 the entire U.S. & they said yes. Please RT