Celeste

AU

[Sujay Kansagra, MD @ThatSleepDoc]

Don't let med school get in the way of life. The destination is never worth it if you didn't enjoy the road.

[Celeste @CelesteTheBoss]

I'm not a shopaholic, I'm simply helping the economy. #savingoureconomyonemalltripatatime

[Celeste @CelesteTheBoss]

Are you eating a lollipop or did you grow an attachment like Noo-noo from the #teletubbies?#shutup

[Celeste @CelesteTheBoss]

Yes, I understand it's the new SpongeBob movie, no I do not understand what major you are. #seriouslystop

[Celeste @CelesteTheBoss]

Do you actually have to watch Netflix in the library? I'm trying to study kinetics and equilibriums. #biomajorproblems

[relatable @byreIatable]

It's been 'one of those days' for like, 3 years now.

[Celeste @CelesteTheBoss]

I question the standards of this place all the time

[Celeste @CelesteTheBoss]

@Britters1022 how is this even possible?! https://t.co/VCRz8YTxT5

[Celeste @CelesteTheBoss]

Prof: "Ok let's look at number A." Me *questions why I pay to go here*

[relatable @byreIatable]

Why is it that all my money goes to food and clothes but I’m sitting here hungry trying to choose from the same four things I always wear

[Celeste @CelesteTheBoss]

@Xoxo_Sabs_Xoxo @keissac_ https://t.co/9U15yFZgKz

[relatable @byreIatable]

College is weird because you have the time of your life while simultaneously having daily mental breakdowns

[Celeste @CelesteTheBoss]

@NikoliasCheda yooo same except mine was all over my pizza

[Celeste @CelesteTheBoss]

I don't think there's ever a day you'll feel good about being a bio major #slowlydying no one here knows how to teach tbh

[Celeste @CelesteTheBoss]

"Arcadia parties: BYOB...bring your own boy."
-@Xoxo_Sabs_Xoxo @keissac_

[Celeste @CelesteTheBoss]

@JulieChen "I'm starting from the back" #loveher #BB17 @keissac_

[Celeste @CelesteTheBoss]

This season failed yet again. #BBVanessa was the only real player tbh. This season was a disappointment.

[Celeste @CelesteTheBoss]

Steve "#BigBrother"

[Celeste @CelesteTheBoss]

#ScreamQueens is a million times better because of @nickjonas