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[Celeste's Best @CelestesBest]

@KenPaxtonTX has sacrificed victims of child sexual abuse and human trafficking bc of the chaos of his power-grabbing/accountability-dodging/utter incompetence.
VOTE HIM OUT!
@TexasStandard

[Texas Standard (@texasstandard.bsky.social) @TexasStandard]

Scandal has dogged Ken Paxton as Texas AG. Now, the @AP reports, it's taking a toll: Cases have been botched, partisan politics are everywhere & a new hire was quickly fired for using child porn to "make a point" in a meeting.

@JZBleiberg has more: https://t.co/CLNxsHrFcB

[Texas Standard (@texasstandard.bsky.social) @TexasStandard]

Scandal has dogged Ken Paxton as Texas AG. Now, the @AP reports, it's taking a toll: Cases have been botched, partisan politics are everywhere & a new hire was quickly fired for using child porn to "make a point" in a meeting.

@JZBleiberg has more: https://t.co/CLNxsHrFcB

[Celeste's Best @CelestesBest]

@KenPaxtonTX is sacrificing victims of child sexual abuse and human trafficking bc of the chaos of his power-grab/accountability-shirking/ utter incompetence.
VOTE HIM OUT!
@TexasStandard

[Texas Standard (@texasstandard.bsky.social) @TexasStandard]

Scandal has dogged Ken Paxton as Texas AG. Now, the @AP reports, it's taking a toll: Cases have been botched, partisan politics are everywhere & a new hire was quickly fired for using child porn to "make a point" in a meeting.

@JZBleiberg has more: https://t.co/CLNxsHrFcB

[Sarah McCammon📻 @sarahmccammon]

NEW: Planned Parenthood mobile clinic will take abortion to red-state borders https://t.co/WejdZZFRrc

[Lance Cooper @lmauricecpr]

James Madison raped his half-sister who was a slave, had a son with her, then sold his child into slavery when he was a teenager and y’all mad at Lizzo for playing his flute?

[Lori Sirianni 🇨🇦 @4AnimalLife]

@TexasTribune I'm sorry but I just don't understand how Ken Paxton is still Texas's attorney general. It makes a mockery of the rule of law.

[Suzanne Lamminen ☮️ @Conscience4]

@TexasTribune @pentzman The top law enforcement officer of Texas ran away from a lawful subpoena! What a great example he is to all Texans.

[Celeste's Best @CelestesBest]

Just the crookedest crook doing what shameless crooks do as usual!!

[Texas Tribune @TexasTribune]

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton fled his home Monday in a truck driven by his wife, state Sen. Angela Paxton, to avoid being served a subpoena, according to an affidavit filed in federal court. https://t.co/kViB6HjYKE

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

my favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus rounds up the needy and ships them who the fuck cares where because why the fuck should they be his problem

[Celeste's Best @CelestesBest]

@JDCocchiarella I disagree, but only because I’m from Texas.

[Celeste's Best @CelestesBest]

@autowin @autostraddle I am sure you’ve heard already but @Rosie said in her @HowardStern interview that she will be getting a sex scene next season in an ep directed by @katemoennig !!
@SHO_TheLWord

[Celeste's Best @CelestesBest]

My omni stepson just called me at work to ask if I could make extra cookies bc it’s his turn to bring a snack for his class.

Aww. He’s proud of stepmom’s thriving #vegan business!

Then he says “I don’t want to have to PAY for a snack!”

Womp womp. 😣

[Dee Snider🇺🇸🎤 @deesnider]

ATTENTION QANON, MAGAT FASCISTS: Every time you sing "We're Not Gonna Take It" remember it was written by a cross-dressing, libtard, tree hugging half-Jew who HATES everything you stand for. It was you and people like you that inspired every angry word of that song! SO FUCK OFF!

[Celeste's Best @CelestesBest]

This story, which I've listened to twice now, is so powerful.
I'm so grateful to people like "Elaine" who share their stories and people like @sarahmccammon , who tell them with guts and heart.
https://t.co/t65yxjjiAi

[Celeste's Best @CelestesBest]

I used to think it was impossible for a person to be 💯 wrong 💯 of the time, but then I lived in a state where @KenPaxtonTX is AG.
His latest lawsuit seeking to stop drs from giving lifesaving care to pregnant patients is just another example.
@TexasStandard

[Matt Simpson @MattKSimpson]

https://t.co/k1ArlWcZH0

[Texas Monthly @TexasMonthly]

The Supreme Court has overturned Roe v. Wade.

In Texas, a "trigger law" will make abortions illegal thirty days from today. Here's what you need to know:
https://t.co/xrg0b1hrFu

[Celeste's Best @CelestesBest]

Just heard the dj on @KUT say “ It’s one-oh-six in Austin” and it to me a moment to realize she was talking about the time, not reporting the temperature.
🥵

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

The Midland-Odessa gunman failed a federal background check.

But he was still able to legally purchase an AR-15 and kill Texans thanks to Greg Abbott’s opposition to universal background checks in our state.