Lane - Celestial Librarian

14,053,700,144. he/they/it, pansexual polyamorous star creature, father of one beautiful little girl and two big boys. DMs open ✨

[Lane - Celestial Librarian @CelestialBnuuy]

@Utah_fromerid //you’re so right statement rescinded

[Lane - Celestial Librarian @CelestialBnuuy]

//i swear to gods this movie has some kind of addictive substance in it

[Lane - Celestial Librarian @CelestialBnuuy]

@Utah_fromerid Funky fresh as hell, Utah^^

[Lane - Celestial Librarian @CelestialBnuuy]

@Utah_fromerid //thats a lotta dollars for some topps cards

[Lane - Celestial Librarian @CelestialBnuuy]

@Utah_fromerid //HOLY SHRIMP

[Lane - Celestial Librarian @CelestialBnuuy]

@Utah_fromerid //is there a pack of trading cards somewhere??

[Lane - Celestial Librarian @CelestialBnuuy]

@Utah_fromerid //it’s the steelbook of the blu-ray and 4k

[Lane - Celestial Librarian @CelestialBnuuy]

@foggybees Understood.
I am here, starshine.

[Lane - Celestial Librarian @CelestialBnuuy]

@foggybees I am measuring a safe human dose now. You don’t have to tell me what happened, but I want to make sure you’re okay.

[Lane - Celestial Librarian @CelestialBnuuy]

@foggybees Then you’re getting ambrosia, little star.

[Lane - Celestial Librarian @CelestialBnuuy]

@foggybees Did you or did you not just bleed, starshine?

[Lane - Celestial Librarian @CelestialBnuuy]

//i like to think that any time you’re favored by Lane a tiny star starts buzzing around your head like an electron around a nucleus

[Lane - Celestial Librarian @CelestialBnuuy]

@foggybees I have ambrosia, I’m heading your way.

[Lane - Celestial Librarian @CelestialBnuuy]

//schemer4schemer romance

[Lane - Celestial Librarian @CelestialBnuuy]

@BunnyLindstrom_

[Lane - Celestial Librarian @CelestialBnuuy]

@BunnyLindstrom_ Wet. Socks.

[Lane - Celestial Librarian @CelestialBnuuy]

@BunnyLindstrom_ Their pillow will always be too warm.
They will bump corners with elbows.
Their favorite television programs will be interrupted with severe weather alerts.

[Lane - Celestial Librarian @CelestialBnuuy]

@BunnyLindstrom_ A hex, then.

[Lane - Celestial Librarian @CelestialBnuuy]

@BunnyLindstrom_ So you will let me smite them? 😇