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[Ræven @CelestialMadrid]

@fr_insomniac It’s called having a small dick

[Ræven @CelestialMadrid]

Club: we want player
Club: no
Club: ok

Club: we want player
Bayern: YOU DARE YOU DARE YOU DARE YOU DARE HOW DARE HOW DARE HOW DARE OMG OMGGGGGGUFTYYFYYTY UT DYTRYTYYYFFYUGDD HOW HOW HOW HOW YYTYYGYHHHUUUUGTRYYU

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 Uli Hoeneß: “Olise and Real Madrid? I LAUGHED MY HEAD OFF.

The EMPEROR OF CHINA could come to us and we wouldn’t talk to him about Olise.”

[La Saeta Rubia @LSR_RM]

People don't understand the difference in the profiles of Gonzalo (finding chances through movements) and Carlos Espi (dominant in 1-on-1 duels inside box, an anchor), but they tweet about football with an ego on the level of CR7.

This app deserves clowns like John Honnesty.

[Ræven @CelestialMadrid]

@andruchk 20%

[Gafa (fan) @MrGafan]

"A Diomande había que ficharlo cuando valía 20M mimimimimimi"

"pero como te gastas 20m en un tío del Levante!!!!!!!"

Os juro que son los mismos.

[Ræven @CelestialMadrid]

Why are people complaining that we signed a striier? When they been complaining dor the past 3 years that we don’t have a striker… you people are so miserable

[Ræven @CelestialMadrid]

Real Madrid has a major number 9 issue

[The Stat Guy @The_Stat_Guy_10]

This one genuinely confuses me.

So you're telling me the club that doesn't even have a No. 9 issue is about to sign another No. 9...

...before the club that's had a No. 9 issue for months now plus a unrenewed Ferran Torres.

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

Comunicado Oficial: Carlos Espí.

[Ræven @CelestialMadrid]

What the fuck

[Ræven @CelestialMadrid]

@CosmoKramer09 @SantanPain Buddy, we don’t need to link ourselves to your players, they would all kill to join us lmao
You are the most irrelevant big club in Europe, you play in a dead league, and you can’t even get over in the UCL
You are just a bunch of losers no one cares for 😭😭

[Ræven @CelestialMadrid]

@CosmoKramer09 @SantanPain He is 100% right, just beefing for the fuck of it like small clubs

[Ræven @CelestialMadrid]

@_Akzee @SantanPain We have committed the grave sin of being interested in a player, I don’t know how we can just get away with doing something all football clubs in the history of football has besn doing since the dawn of sports…

[Ræven @CelestialMadrid]

@TwoTosh @SantanPain You’re talking about something very one sided buddy we don’t care about bayern

[Ræven @CelestialMadrid]

Bayern fans have small brains, they get off on silly little statements from a senile senior citizen

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 Uli Hoeneß: “Olise and Real Madrid? I LAUGHED MY HEAD OFF.

The EMPEROR OF CHINA could come to us and we wouldn’t talk to him about Olise.”

[Ræven @CelestialMadrid]

Hijo de puta

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Vinícius Jr was very sad and emotional after hearing the fans boo his name.

Mbappé and Pintus were consoling him.

[Ræven @CelestialMadrid]

I have bad news for you buddy

[Mohamed✆ @BlancoInsight]

Just a feeling, but I think the next player to leave would Mastantuono. One spot is free now for Diomandé since RM agreed terms with RBL....Franco's spot is for Rodri hopefully.

[Ræven @CelestialMadrid]

For context, if a team offers 100M for Gonzalo, we can buy him for 70M

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨💣 Gonzalo García to Fulham: HERE WE GO!

• €40M + €2M to Real Madrid.
• 30% sell on clause for Real Madrid.
• Matching rights for Real Madrid.

@FabrizioRomano

[Ræven @CelestialMadrid]

With all these sales, it’ll be incredibly easy for Real Madrid to buy Olise next year if he doesn’t renew

[Ræven @CelestialMadrid]

@SantanPain Silence is a good thing, it means it’s completely done only final details remain (structure of payment)

[Ræven @CelestialMadrid]

@andruchk We might end the window with a net profit even after signing cucu, rodri and diamonde, which is fucking wild