Moonaria Lehnsherr - ||Parody||

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. The only rule I have ever followed is @AdeptMagnetism's. #BoonieBaby

[Moonaria Lehnsherr - ||Parody|| @CelestialMatron]

"I know what it's like to fight when you feel like flying..."

❁ Mutant (Kinetic Energy/Speed). Nurturing. Sarcastic. Protective.

❁ Mother of @DulcetSass, @AstuteSilver, @VermilionHex, @MagneticFatale and @IndigoDaredevil.

❁ Wife of @AdeptMagnetism.

❁ Author: @BoondockBaby

[Moonaria Lehnsherr - ||Parody|| @CelestialMatron]

#NewAvi

[Moonaria Lehnsherr - ||Parody|| @CelestialMatron]

Darling... You were conceived that night. [Chuckling] After all, it was more than once that night. [Laughing as I enjoy tormenting my kids]

[Lorna Dane (Polaris) @MagneticFatale]

[Has obviously walked in at the wrong time. Gags. Walks back to her room as quickly as possible]

[Moonaria Lehnsherr - ||Parody|| @CelestialMatron]

@AdeptMagnetism Ever the gentleman. [Chuckles and leans up, kissing him sweetly] How about we take a little trip back... I will let you bring the cape.

[Moonaria Lehnsherr - ||Parody|| @CelestialMatron]

[Snickers]

@AdeptMagnetism

[Moonaria Lehnsherr - ||Parody|| @CelestialMatron]

#NewHeader

[Moonaria Lehnsherr - ||Parody|| @CelestialMatron]

@IndigoDaredevil our secret. Yes? [Nodding and chuckling]

[Moonaria Lehnsherr - ||Parody|| @CelestialMatron]

[Holds up @IndigoDaredevil] This is my little blueberry!

[Moonaria Lehnsherr - ||Parody|| @CelestialMatron]

@IndigoDaredevil [I may not have given birth to him, but he was, is and always will be my little boy. He has been since the moment I found him on our door step. Erik and I always promised to take care of him and I am proud of his siblings who welcomed him open arms]

That too, but that is--

[Moonaria Lehnsherr - ||Parody|| @CelestialMatron]

@IndigoDaredevil Ah yes, the look. I know it well,
mein süßer Junge.

[Smoothing down his hair and chuckling because he is like Erik and Pietro and towers over me]

This is why you are the clear favorite. Just don't tell the others. [Gently tapping is nose]

[Moonaria Lehnsherr - ||Parody|| @CelestialMatron]

@IndigoDaredevil What your father doesn't know won't hurt him. [I chuckle and fix his shirt collar with an amused shake of my head]

I suppose, I would have to run a discount and all.

[Moonaria Lehnsherr - ||Parody|| @CelestialMatron]

@IndigoDaredevil [Kissing his cheek] You better, or I will sell you along with your siblings. I can get a package deal you know. [I tease]

[Moonaria Lehnsherr - ||Parody|| @CelestialMatron]

#NewHeader

[Moonaria Lehnsherr - ||Parody|| @CelestialMatron]

I won't say no. I mean it has been twenty plus years...

[Erik Lehnsherr @AdeptMagnetism]

And this just makes me want to marry you all over again, meine herz.

[Moonaria Lehnsherr - ||Parody|| @CelestialMatron]

I earned the right to yell at him. Because, one my name is on his butt. I wrote it there in pink sharpie. And two, I let him put his dick wherever he wants. So it earns me the right to yell at him when he is being a dumbass.

[Moonaria Lehnsherr - ||Parody|| @CelestialMatron]

I love him so. He is the song of my soul, the sweet sonnet I know by heart. He can also be the pain in my ass and the reason I wanna tear my hair out. Sometimes I want to choke him and sometimes I want him to choke me and call me his.

#ThatsLove

[Moonaria Lehnsherr - ||Parody|| @CelestialMatron]

#NewAvi

[Moonaria Lehnsherr - ||Parody|| @CelestialMatron]

And this shows why she is @AdeptMagnetism's spawn.

[Nirvana Lehnsherr (Magneta) - ||Parody|| @DulcetSass]

Murder works.

[Moonaria Lehnsherr - ||Parody|| @CelestialMatron]

Oh no, I only popped out four kids. Kitchen is closed.

[Moonaria Lehnsherr - ||Parody|| @CelestialMatron]

Just like you are ours. [I smile and let myself be pulled in, holding my precious family close and chuckling softly kissing all their foreheads]

[Erik Lehnsherr @AdeptMagnetism]

[Surveys his present with a soft chuckle, gathering them all up in his arms the best he can and giving them all kisses to the forehead]

Still the best present ever, my love. [Flashes a look of adoration at his beautiful wife before pulling her in to join the embrace]