Celestial_Mystique

[Celestial_Mystique @CelestialMystqe]

@LivingDedGirrl That's a genius idea! Um on a completely unrelated note, do you happen to know the cost of getting your stomach pumped?

[Celestial_Mystique @CelestialMystqe]

My bday is Tuesday. I wonder what it would take to get my sister to make me a unicorn butthole cake?

[Celestial_Mystique @CelestialMystqe]

@chxrliegold I could buy so many pairs of petty pants with that!

[Celestial_Mystique @CelestialMystqe]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Salah bought her a "diamond" for having intense non stop diarrhea

[Celestial_Mystique @CelestialMystqe]

New short:
https://t.co/md1Bl6NBZ6

[Celestial_Mystique @CelestialMystqe]

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!

[NikiTeaaa @Nikitee01]

#QLR

[Celestial_Mystique @CelestialMystqe]

@ytunderground23 Welcome to the club!

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@bizzybeeonyt Not sure when. I just heard it this morning

[Celestial_Mystique @CelestialMystqe]

Roz out here still striking small reaction channels. What a jerk. Come at me Roz.

[Celestial_Mystique @CelestialMystqe]

@bizzybeeonyt Last I heard was Wicked weird Wednesday

[Celestial_Mystique @CelestialMystqe]

I need a mascot for my channel. Hmmmmm

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@dragonflyncklce Maybe she should next haul should be a chair she actually fits inro
Mmmmmm intro.

[Celestial_Mystique @CelestialMystqe]

@Nikitee01 Also, worst sister ever. Suck it roz

[Celestial_Mystique @CelestialMystqe]

@Nikitee01 What a dick. Let the man be

[Celestial_Mystique @CelestialMystqe]

1 week until my bday. I still have no plans.

[Celestial_Mystique @CelestialMystqe]

I'm probably still blocked, but I had to get my feelings out. You are so fucking smug. It's easy to build a pantry with someone else's money and energy.

[Celestial_Mystique @CelestialMystqe]

If Roz and Rem keep this up, I'm going to buy stock in hot dogs.

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@skyfieri 🫂🫂🫂

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Beautiful art as always. I will own a ham suit one day

[Bird @abirdwatching1]

RIP hammie the ham suit 😭

[Celestial_Mystique @CelestialMystqe]

@BourqueOdessa Oh it has been. I've chased it around the office. Boss seems confused but other wise good.

[Celestial_Mystique @CelestialMystqe]

Found this in my purse when I got to work. I guess Luna helped me pack my bag this morning.