Ray Celeste

Parody Account

[Ray Celeste @CelestialRay]

@dieworkwear Omg I’ve never seen a seersucker with no white in it. I love this dark navy seersucker!

[anthony christian ocampo 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @anthonyocampo]

this is how you’re encouraged to read in grad school

[Ray Celeste @CelestialRay]

@SavLovesSwift @junglegirl666 I love the Period Company! My favs are the sporty stretch ones and the reusable pads.

[Ray Celeste @CelestialRay]

@SavLovesSwift Omg there is SO much shaming about wearing pads. Idk why but now that I wear reusable pads and underwear I feel less judged because it’s an economic/environmental choice.

[Ray Celeste @CelestialRay]

@VisionaryVoid @historyinmemes A lion, a tiger, and bear? Oh my!

[Ray Celeste @CelestialRay]

@weischoice I want to start responding to texts and emails when I see them (rather than hold off, get anxiety about being a bad communicator, and responding months later)

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

We don't need to be protecting abusers. Way to go mom.

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[Ray Celeste @CelestialRay]

Well folks, we’ve hit the point in the semester where the imposter syndrome is getting to me SO instead of thoughtful responses in class I will exclusively be making jokes because 🎶I was clearly just accepted for entertainment🎶 💫

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

i’m obsessed with soft launch boyfriend reveal culture. is that a man’e sleeve in ur mirror selfie?? who’s drinking that second beer in your photo dump?? keep the people guessing!!!

[Ray Celeste @CelestialRay]

@Bojangles

[Ray Celeste @CelestialRay]

@Bojangles I’ve been listening to Middle of Love by Jake Wesley Rogers nonSTOP this summer

[Ray Celeste @CelestialRay]

@Bojangles @AKittermeister ummmmm, I think I NEED these

[OLONI BABY 🍒 @Oloni]

I hate when ppl email back too quickly. i just ticked that off my todo list, now i gotta add this to the list again

[Ray Celeste @CelestialRay]

@kellyhaynes95 They could then go door to door to collect data for the census, and then door to door to deliver mail, and then go door to door to provide wellness checks, AND THE LIST GOES ON

[Ray Celeste @CelestialRay]

@MariahYYY @gablew16 Congratulations!!

[Ray Celeste @CelestialRay]

@IsButterworthIt Holy shit I LOVE this image

[Ray Celeste @CelestialRay]

@mediocreleo also why do you need to fill out an app if you're giving them a resume?? doesn't just one do the trick?

[Ray Celeste @CelestialRay]

@moyruh_jo @rebecca_auh2o Same