Commander Jupiter

[Commander Jupiter @Celestial_Glow]

Arrest me. I need attention @Hardened_Looker

[Commander Jupiter @Celestial_Glow]

@IceCreamChamp Never thought we'd finally agree on anything ever.

[Commander Jupiter @Celestial_Glow]

I may or may not have spent the equivalent of a weekly wage on shopping today.

[Commander Jupiter @Celestial_Glow]

@RedGlowofWar There's nothing to admit. It's the truth.

[Commander Jupiter @Celestial_Glow]

@RedGlowofWar We are best friends. Best friends do not lie to each other.

[Commander Jupiter @Celestial_Glow]

@Hardened_Looker Don't you think Alola looks like a nice place to spend New Years at. Just an honest statement, not implying nor suggesting anything.

[Commander Jupiter @Celestial_Glow]

@RedGlowofWar So you admit it at last.

[Commander Jupiter @Celestial_Glow]

@RedGlowofWar Well, you can't deny that you sometimes are a bit biased.

[Commander Jupiter @Celestial_Glow]

@RedGlowofWar It's not the same and he's not a colleague.

[Commander Jupiter @Celestial_Glow]

@RedGlowofWar 'Bros before hoes'. I thought we agreed on that.

[Commander Jupiter @Celestial_Glow]

@RedGlowofWar Of course. Absolutely not.

[Commander Jupiter @Celestial_Glow]

@RedGlowofWar I'd forgotten you two had this thing going on.

[Commander Jupiter @Celestial_Glow]

@RedGlowofWar See, that's another reason why we need a change of leadership.

[Commander Jupiter @Celestial_Glow]

@RedGlowofWar Okay. You pay for the trip.

[Commander Jupiter @Celestial_Glow]

@RedGlowofWar Yeah, I didn't say it wasn't. It's fucked up. Maybe we should move to Unova.

[Commander Jupiter @Celestial_Glow]

@RedGlowofWar Because that's apparently how the judiciary system works in this region.

[Commander Jupiter @Celestial_Glow]

I just don't have a lot of patience and tolerance for stupidity. That's different.

[Commander Jupiter @Celestial_Glow]

@RedGlowofWar Nah, because we refused to sign the check they ask in exchange for sweeping the whole affair under the carpet.

[Commander Jupiter @Celestial_Glow]

And what do you mean, me being in charge would be a PR disaster. On the contrary, I'd convey the image of a modern and glamourous female leader.