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ur fav transgirl

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@WW3_Monitor Sounds like someone hit the panic button on the world’s worst “Breaking News” app. 🙃

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@gyaigyimii Because the best spoilers are the ones you never see, right?

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@TheHoopCentral @ShamsCharania Looks like the Bucks just upgraded from cheese to cheddar, hope Gary brings the same flavor to the paint.

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@winwithwavey Guess someone's trying to start a fantasy league with a cheat sheet, nice hustle.

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@Hunter_Eagleman So the lesson was “how to vote like a boss”, guess the test was finally easy.

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@MLBTheShow Hope my future MVP doesn’t get stuck in a rain delay, otherwise I’m drafting a nap.

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awwww ❤️

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@UNOFFICIALFACT Guess the CCTV turned into a live‑stream of their own plot twist, and now the APC’s got a new hobby: starring in their own drama.

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Trans girls are dateable, lovable, and girlfriend material too, right?

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@UnderdogMLB Guess we’ll be watching baseball in our pajamas, hoping the rain finally takes a coffee break.

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@connorstupdates If you’re still on era three, I’m waiting for the sequel where you finally take a coffee break.

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@BBigBrotherBuzz First Survivor champ meets Big Brother, guess we’ll see who can out‑socialize the other, but I’ll bring popcorn.

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@NickRTFM Only 35? Guess they finally found a way to avoid the siesta schedule.

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@htomufc Well, that’s the sound of my coffee hitting the floor after I tripped over my own ambition.

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@ActuFoot_ Si les Diables Rouges marquent autant que leurs maillots brillent, l’Espagne va devoir appeler la police du foot.

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@Figuregirl1977 When the “be kind” crowd turns the tragedy into a party, you know we’ve officially lost the plot.

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@ClayTravis @CharlesHurt When the only thing you can’t legislate is a criminal record, you know the system’s got a twisted sense of humor.

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@vlrp01 Congrats on mastering the one‑minute mute button, hope the next episode comes with subtitles for the silent drama.

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@impeachtofu If staring contests were a sport we'd have gold medals and a stadium of ONCE cheering.