The Celibate Halibut

I catch falcons in the dark.

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@BilalHakanCeti1 @BBCWorld This is so good.

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@BBCWorld Still funny. Sellers would have approved.

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It's still LOL

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Videos showing Pink Panther joining France protests are going viral on social media, but there’s just one catch: they’re AI-generated.

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@ABC

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@ABC Is this branding?

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@KathyLette @helenhainesindi I'll say it again: I pray that Helen is getting the support she needs to get back up and return to being a great parliamentary asset. I pray her family is getting the support it needs.

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Leigh is one of the most decent humans on the planet. This is the energy we need rn.

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Helen Haines is one of the kindest people I know - a hardworking, thoughtful MP who is always ready with a smile and a story when we walk down to Question Time together. I’m utterly shocked by today’s attack, and my thoughts are with Helen and her family. #auspol

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@tisy47 The most important thing right now is that Helen recovers and returns to the good work she was doing in parliament. I pray that she and her family are getting the support that they richly deserve. She's a very good parliamentarian. What has happened is wrong at every level.

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@QuentinDempster @abcnews @News24Aust Sadly, as you and I both know, they're trained to speculate when they encounter an information vacuum.

I again want to pledge my support and good will to Helen and her family at this difficult time. I wish Helen a speedy recovery and her family all strength.

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@Reuters She's a very good human. Articulate and thoughtful in the lower house. I just pray that she and her family are okay.

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@SandraEckersley I hope Helen and her family are okay.

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@SandraEckersley This is true, but let's all try to remember he's not a well man. And then let's try to understand why he's not well.

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@MichaelWestBiz I want to send my support to Helen and her family at this difficult time. I hope she is okay. I hope they are okay.

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@Happyboy66613 @ALeighMP I think you meant to say was: "only then could *I* understand how your brain operates without the basic human ability to communicate!"

You're welcome.

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@jarrad_stuart @FinancialReview Yeah. The poor banks. They could carry all of them for at least two decades. When will they wake up and realise that companies are ppl are companies? The greed will kill us all.

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@FinancialReview Where do those jobs go?

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@FinancialReview Good

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@john_macgowan @JamesEisen1891 He'd probably been for a ride in that troopy and recognised the plates.

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@ShereleMoody It's so awful. Just left speechless by it.

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@DrDeeMichell This is very, very concerning research. I would, however, like to know where Posetti sourced her stats. 41% seems very high by any standard.