Chris Humbard

Athlete Marketing things. ABQ Transplant. UNM alumni.

[Chris Humbard @Celicus2006]

Tom Brady only has sex in the missionary position

[Chris Humbard @Celicus2006]

@DallasStars bring out the best in people #playoffs

[Daniel Berk @danielcberk]

Spotify needs to release a “kids” setting so I can play all the songs my kids listen to without it affecting my own Discovery algorithm.

Insane that I can’t do this already.

My Discover Weekly is just nursery songs and Moana.

@Spotify please fix this.

[Chris Humbard @Celicus2006]

Nahhhhh

[Karoline Leavitt @PressSec]

Americans Agree that Operation Epic Fury Is an Overwhelming Success

https://t.co/8UsYxz6FvV

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

70 and 80 year old people are generally unemployable due to physical and mental decline but for some reason we allow them to run the entire fucking country.

[Chris Humbard @Celicus2006]

@MileHighMims You are insufferable on this platform.

[Chris Humbard @Celicus2006]

@jordanbuckley Losing because of a holding call in the end zone for a walk off safety would of stung more

[Chris Humbard @Celicus2006]

@KevinMassare -missed holing call in the end zone on BUF for a safety

[Chris Humbard @Celicus2006]

@StefanMychajliw @BuffaloBills @Broncos @SuperBowl Would you have preferred the walk off safety to end the game when BUF held in the end zone?

[Chris Humbard @Celicus2006]

@GBPdaily Cheeks

[Chris Humbard @Celicus2006]

@MarkAGunnels Have you tried listening to some Taylor Swift?

[Chris Humbard @Celicus2006]

@SportsCenter @LoganPaul @Arda Please shut this account down

[JD Vance @JDVance]

What possible interest would the US government have in keeping Epstein’s clients secret? Oh…

[Chris Humbard @Celicus2006]

@clarkisking1 More like “Nein”

[Zach Bye @byesline]

Anyone have that childhood friend you’re loyal to but u know when you bring him around your adult friends you risk him getting sloppy drunk & embarrassing you both?

That’s how feel about the Broncos offense playing on national tv.

[Chris Humbard @Celicus2006]

There, They’re, Their

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Who is stopping this duo?

[Chris Humbard @Celicus2006]

@JustinTMichael But that is for the college team in Austin 3.5 hours south of Dallas…..?

[Chris Humbard @Celicus2006]

@Chiefs Ghost ride the whip Four

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@MikeForcella You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take - Bo Nix

[Chris Humbard @Celicus2006]

Who thought this was a good idea?

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

Boys night out 🏈

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Don Trump the Science-ish Guy explains Tylenol!