Celinè

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine ☀

[Z @_zyairam]

you lose value when you too accessible

[Madison Miller @Madison89Miller]

I’m scared to put jeans on after this quarantine....

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

my parents, age 25: we have a mortgage, a baby and a pension plan!

me, age 25: it's 3am and i can't afford an uber good thing i wore my running shoes!

[Organic DMT @KnowledgeFountN]

What do you feel when you see this Opal?

[SwagBoyQ @Theswagboyq]

I never seen a more accurate tweet

[Nikita Dragun @NikitaDragun]

me cleansing all the toxic energy out my life but knowing i’m the toxic energy in my life

[Danny Sadler @Danny_sadler23]

As a bartender, I’ll never get tired of when a 22 year old blonde walks up and before she orders... I hit her with the “vodka soda with just a SPLASH of cran?” And she looks at me like I’m some sort of fuckin wizard

[bri🌻 @_itssbrii]

Wow..... i’m old

[DRACO ☆ @_ayosworldd]

Who else was born with this animal instinct & didn’t need a to read a tip

[w @kafkacowgirl]

i emailed my professor and told her i was absent bc i have the flu and she said she can’t excuse absences for common illnesses???! like ?? sorry professor i’ll try to catch fuckin yellow fever next time

[Sara Valentine @saramvalentine]

Straight guys definitely understand consent when a gay guy tries to touch them

[CZ @courtneyzullo]

Hey remember when Chris Christie literally cancelled Halloween in 2012